Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025

Predator Mask Theory

A radical feminist observation that some men aren’t actually “good” — they’re just good at hiding their predatory impulses. The mask of civility, respect, or gentlemanly behavior isn’t a sign of conscience or morality; it’s a costume worn to avoid getting caught by the cops, society, or embarrassed friends.

Underneath, those impulses often revolve around women and girls who are far too young to consent.

Radical feminism recognizes this as part of a larger pattern of male violence against women: society praises the mask while ignoring the predator, allowing harm to continue. Predator Mask Theory exposes how male “respectability” is performative, but women’s safety is not.

“Brad swears he respects women, but when age laws came up, he literally froze. Predator Mask Theory, ladies — and yes, it’s horrifyingly consistent.”

by Lola Robot October 19, 2025

Dominican Gas Mask

A sexual act in which one person squats over the face of thier partner and seals thier sphincter to thier partners nose or mouth. Once airlocked, the squatter farts and the receiver breathes deep through the offended orifice ensuring a full dose of methane is delivered.

"Dude did you hear Francis got a Dominican gas mask from Cindy?"

"No fuckin way, vile."

by HolyRiot99 May 27, 2023

Mask of Victory

Facial

After giving head, she insists on wearing the Mask of Victory

by Blaster65 September 11, 2018

mask

The thing that no one knows how to wear.

teen: hey boomer can you wear your mask properly
boomer: it doesn't matter we are 6 feet apart

by willowdubito July 24, 2021

Bisexual mask

Coming out as a faggot when people just thought you were bisexual.

I'm not bisexual and I resent being called bisexual when I really only like one sex, and that is dudes. I had on a bisexual mask, I thought I could keep hiding who I really was.

by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

masking

v. Invalid actions undertaken to create the illusion that a problem has been meaningfully addressed.

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There’s a chlorine leak at the pool and the “authorities” want us to cover our faces with wet cloth. Isn’t that just masking?

by gnostic3 March 24, 2022