Pinball Machine

Stretching out your dick hole so someone can stick their foot in it.

I was a pinball machine last night with my girl.

by Gwynnyyy August 16, 2017

Machine Gun

When fingering a girl, stick your two index fingers in her vagina, in a rapid fire motion, therefore creating a "machine gun" efect. Also can be done in the anus with the pinky fingers.

"man that chick was so drunk, she let me machine gun her all night man... both holes!!"

by Billy Leblanc April 26, 2004

Wank Machine

A machine that is designed to whack you off.

In the movie THX-1138, THX uses a Wank machine

(contrary to my example sentence wank machines are real and they feel goooooood!)

by ME!! January 25, 2005

suicide machine

Suicide machine:- A motocross bike of a 2-cycle engine. Named because of their high acceleration rates leading to people getting into trouble in tight areas in which they are unable to avoid obstacles.

Jonesy got wiped out by a tree on his YZ250! He booted it down the straight and couldn't pull it up in time!

by Frank E. July 15, 2004

Ass Crap Machine

The Ass Crap Machine is the result of a horrific labratory experiment gone wrong that created the terrifying device, the precise origin and function of which is unknown. However, although the purpose of the machine has yet to be discovered, it is known that once the Ass Crap Machine is activated, it can never be shut off.

You fool! Once the Ass Crap Machine is activated it can never be stopped, forever!

by Cornelious Von Stinktenburg May 13, 2005

Ice Cream Machine

The act of pulling down a dick like a soft serve machine handle and having him ejaculate in your mouth like ice cream.

I totally Ice Cream Machined him last night. Wasn't cold though!

by PIAN February 7, 2015

Glass and the Machines of God

A fable created by Billy Corgan, front man of The Smashing Pumpkins. The story of Glass and the Machines of God is propagated by the band's album, Machina. The Machina lyric booklet contains one chapter of the fable, the rest of the chapters, except for chapter four, were posted online throughout the Mystery. Chapter four, The Story of June has never been posted.

The Mystery was based on Glass and the Machines of God.

Glass and the Machines of God is very simular in concept to Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

by moonbug November 17, 2006