Machelle

Best friend material. Your twin flame. Your everything. Someone who you can count on no matter what. She is funny. Relatable. Cares so much. Always understands exactly what you mean. You cant beat her talent. Her fashion style is so cute and unique in the best way. She is so creative. The best human to walk this earth. She makes life 10x better.

Wow. Machelle is just so breathtaking!

by Sarbear_ November 21, 2021

machlis

An attractive young man, who many people admire for his great physical features as well as lovely personality. He is honest, trustworthy, flirty, argumentative and can be sassy. It is a true gift to have him in your life and you should always treasure him.

Person 1: Look at the hot new kid, I love his hair.
Person2: Oh he must be a Machlis
Person 3:Definitely, I can’t wait to meet him

by Jaz.Wav December 10, 2021

mächtige jib

A slang term used to describe an exceptionally potent or powerful joint, referring to a rolled cigarette containing hash or weed. The word "mächtiger," derived from German, conveys the idea of "more powerful" or "mightier," suggesting that the joint in question is of higher potency or contains a larger quantity of cannabis. This slang term is said to be exclusive to and used affectionately between brothers who share a deep bond and mutual enthusiasm for consuming potent joints, signifying their close relationship and shared appreciation for cannabis consumption.

The claim suggests that this term originated in the streets of Kreis 11 in Zürich, also known as the "Ohio" of Europe due to its allegedly dangerous and ghetto-like circumstances.

"broo gibts heute noch einer"
"jaaa bro, mächtige jib"
"tmm"

by sicario ohni maske... July 30, 2023

Fatty Machine

Reference to all form of Vending Machine and other chocolate-dispensing memorabilia used by fatties

I'm going to the fatty machine to buy some chocolate

by meloveyoulongtimeitstrue November 8, 2010

snatch machine

A person who picks up lots of pussy. A person who is just out for themselves.

Damn that snatch machine just took my bitch.

by missohnfl January 11, 2011

Fapier mache

Small confetti-like strips of toilet tissue that get perma-caked on to one's johnson after ejaculating into a bit of bog roll.

"I'm just going to clean last week's fapier mache off the old beef bazooka....*grabs acetone and ice pick*....and may be gone some time".

- Captain Lawrence Edward Grace ("Titus") Oates (17 March 1880 – 16 March 1912).

by Lardon_with_a_Hardon November 21, 2011

rage machine

Party Animal

A party animal may turn into a rage machine after consuming too many brewskies but can be tamed by eating taquitos

by Limearita December 19, 2014