Messo

A man who became a god by slaying the giant pussy who no one else dared to touch

Fuck me hard like Messo

by Tightlips1993 May 26, 2016

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Messagey

1. A messaging monster. That one person you swipe notifications from because you're afraid of what will happen if you leave them on read.

2. Someone who seems to have to have the last word whenever you have a messaging interaction.

"Yeah, he was really great and wasn't clingy at all, but he was so messagey. I muted my phone days ago."

by dotzerozerosix December 29, 2017

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Messy Bicycle

When a mans penis gets stuck in a moving bicycle and accidentally triggers an ejaculation.

oh I got myself stuck in a bit of a messy bicycle this morning

by Dank Spanker January 18, 2018

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messy toaster

The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.

Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.

by SadRadLad June 6, 2018

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Messianic Fusionism

A synthetic political theory that unites Jacob Lieb Talmon's messianic democracy and Frank Meyer's fusionism.

In messianic fusionism a Protestant messiah unites social-labor (modern monetary) theory into blockchain currency, ushers postmodernism beyond hyper-media into the era of metamodernism, and delineates a meta-specific relationship between a new paradigm called Emergence and Hinduism and Christianity.

Synthetic messianism.

In messianic fusionism a Protestant counter-Christ appears in lieu of the anti-Christ.

by sandraxine August 26, 2018

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