legal weasel

Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.

Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.

by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023

Logan greer

logan greer is hot as fuck. he’s stunning. he’s awesome. Referred to by last name

“look it’s greer” “oh my god he’s so fine i want him” *bites lip, looking him up and down
“logan greer is so fine”

by rizeei June 21, 2023

logan taylor

He’s an adorable yet mischievous and sly boy who loves his food and is very strong.He is very destructive yet goofy.He likes his big boobies. Has big blue eyes and a short king.

Have you met my friend logan taylor he is mischievous yet very silly

by tj30065927 August 9, 2023

Logan

Skinny Person

Wow that guy is very skinny, you could call him Logan!

by MortensonLxver September 15, 2023

local_goofy_ahh

me.
silly person who has a lot of friends who keep them from doing the k-y-s

uses :3 very oftenly

I AM LOCAL_GOOFY_AHH

by nuh uh October 25, 2023

The Local Bo-Watch

Meeting someone with a bizzare quirk or general idiocy, and then telling your freinds about them later, simmilar to bitching behind someones back

Why is that guy banging his head on a tree?
Best inform the local Bo-Watch

by The Local Bo-watch July 6, 2008

Diet-legal

1. Something against the law but not really cared about by many, such as lighters for those underage, piranhas, or DYI concerts.

2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.

Katy: And I have two cats, a piranha tank...
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.

Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.

by fishy! October 30, 2011