LEMon

Gus Grissom hung a coat hanger with a lemon on the LEM (the Lunar Excursion Module or Apollo Lunar Module) signifying it wasn't going to work. A lemon is something that is crappy or not very good at its designated function. Upon close inspection of the LEM in Apollo photos one can see it is covered in black construction paper and gold tinted cellophane. The design and engineering document for the LEM was only 110 pages long. Projects of similar budgets to the LEM had an average of 50,000 pages. It would never have functioned as a real Lunar module.

Even a leaf blower would make a bigger blast crater then the LEMon.

by redshirtguy May 10, 2022

Lemona

A Chad nation on the website NationStates.

super Chad and epic

NUCL: OMG ITS LEMONA
Vlaskal: yes the greatest nation ever thought of

by mramoongusfr May 11, 2022

lemonade hose twisty wisty

masturbation, more used as handjob
Lemonade hose - penis
Twisty wisty - to stroke

My uncle used to give my lemonade hose twisty wisty until my dad caught him and beat him with a shovel.

by nujahuja May 26, 2022

lemonade hose

Your penis, ding a ling, dick

I give my lemonade hose twistie wisties

by Gethbejejejswu June 13, 2022

Lemon lot

A used car lot that sells busted ass vehicles, or the section of an automobile dealer lot where the used vehicles for sale are displayed

That dude who asked if my jalopy was for sale probably works for the douchebag who owns the lemon lot

by Zergberger July 13, 2022

Lemoncak3

A geometry dash YouTuber who sounds depressed

Lemoncak3 is sus, Lemoncak3 is depressed, Lemoncak3 plays Geometry Dash.

by GD Uranium July 25, 2022

lemon ham

When you piss in a fat girl's vagina and then proceed to eat her out

Dude I had some lemon ham
Dude that's gross

by Theshrubyone September 1, 2022