Lance

A few, leisurely light ales, often consumed early evening ahead of a heavy night out on the piss.

Taken from a shortened rhyming slang for "loosener", South African Cricketer 'Lance Klusener'

"Come round about 6pm, we'll have a couple of Lances before we head out"

by Chaz78 August 24, 2009

lance sucks nuts

a shemale that likes to suck big hairy balls

So you pulled a lance sucks nuts last night?

by nutsucks September 26, 2009

Turning Lane

When one has consumed too much purple drank and/or chronic and finds himself unknowingly driving on the wrong side of the road. i.e. driving on the wrong side of the road.

Oh Shit, Darryl! We are in the TURNING LANE!!!!

by Kilo-B June 24, 2006

Lansen

A guy who is mean and overall selfish, has anger issues, and resorts things to violence

He should be called a lansen
yea i agree

by ToeFungus69 November 29, 2021

lancepool

verb: to pull a regretable or stupid act

John jumped on the trampoline even though he needed to go to the bathroom; he would soon lancepool.

-or-

Chris realized he lancepooled after mispronouncing a dinner dish in a very nice restaurant.

by whem March 8, 2003

Landen

A fucking obsessive hot wheels fan who is bald and is also 13 living with his over protective mom

Landen is a idiot

by sloppywetdick November 15, 2019

Lance

A heartbreaking Christian. Super hot and has blonde curly hair. Only likes cheerleaders and nobody else. Super country and athletic. He's new to the whole dating thing and has only had a few girlfriends. Super sweet only to some people. He's friends with the hottest boys.

"Lance is so hot! I want him!"
"Too bad your not a cheerleader!"

by Vector's Daddy November 21, 2019