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The 7 levels of shitting

Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is

1. I think I may be constipated

2. I need to take my pants off for this shit

3. I may not come out for a while

4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere

5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere

6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out

7. Tell my mommy I love her.
Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"

Person B: "No, I need help."

Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"

Person B: "Number 7..."

Person A: "Oh no dude..."
by FlyingBucket August 1, 2017
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Leeleelee

1. A nickname for any cute half-asian male.
2. A cute half-asian boiii that is generally attracted to LG's. Many girls tend to want to get down with a Leeleelee, as they are the subject of bets that mainly involve sexy parties and prom dates. Leeleelee's are hard to come by and harder to get, but don't become discouraged if you get rejected, since they enjoy the persistance (see attacktion).
3. Can be a substitute for lololol. This expression is usually accompanied by the gesture of a Native American warcry. Why? Who knows, it just is.
Tara: I hope a Leeleelee asks me out to prom! I need to get lucky!

Wild-Card Chick: I need to hook up with a Leeleelee pronto so we can throw a sexy party with party mintz.

Annonymous Asian: Man, I just got rejected by a Leeleelee.
Jayne: That's okay, you're just not being LG enough. Dress sluttier!
by younggirl4evA July 23, 2011
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leven

Leven means real savage killa also quiet but a deadly enemy to have
“All my niggas killers Leven with glocks that send you to heaven
by Antman54 November 8, 2018
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LeeLynd

He is the gayest mother fucker around. He's pretty fun to hang out with all the girls want his pene to penetrate the wet vaginas. They always want to facetime him and talk to him. He's pretty dang cool.
Man you see that LeeLynd guy? He's getting all the hoes.
by The most awesome April 18, 2019
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Levente

A Hungarian boy who is gay.He hates to go to school cause he is a lazy fuck. He loves her GF but he will always remember the golden rule. Bros Over Hoes.
Look there is a levente.
by Botondusgamerus November 21, 2021
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levens

A girl who has a unique name,filled with courage and glory never let others show her who to be.

She is beautiful but doesnt let it show an outsider filled with spirit. Usually dark hair and anxioty
by Lolothebanana December 7, 2013
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leveled

Totally crunked, floored, tossed, slapped, belted, throttled, thrashed, slammed, grilled, drilled, popped, cleaned, clocked,lashed, reamed, flogged, rocked, bucked, cleaved, knifed, smacked, hammered, mangled, knocked, or any other derivative of the word "pwnt"
STFU Big Tony, I leveled your fat ass
by Thomas Schleiker October 30, 2005
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