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lmofl

Bastardisation of rofl and lmao, Laugh My Ass On the Floor Laughing combines the two to create an even more retarded meaning.
bob123: OLOLOLOL!!!11 penis!!
fux0rj00ce: LMOFL!!!!!!!!!!!111""""
by The Master E October 19, 2006
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lmaocakes

Lmaocakes are the primary diet of Johnny Xtreme. That and beer. He can often be seen jet skiing on crocodiles and fighting snakes on jetpacks while enjoying his favorite food. He loves them so much due to the lethality of lmaocakes to everyone else. Johnny Xtreme is so god damn extreme that the lmaocakes have no effect on him so he can go on with his ownage on the phonage and rockage of my sockage.
Boy: Look! Its Johnny Xtreme fighting the sharkosaurus while eating his signature lmaocakes. I fucking love tht guy.

Another Boy: Ya he's fucking sick. <3's

Johnny Xtreme: EXTREME AND TO THE MAX BITCHES!
by Lokstir May 1, 2007
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LMTOAT

LICK. MY. TITTIES. ON. A. TUESDAY.
harley and sam were so lmtoated in the keys...
by Jessica Sandoval January 1, 2011
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LMBFWGAO

Laugh my big fat white girl's ass off. Take off on LMAO.
Person one: Hey! That guy's shirt looks like the ocean threw up on it.
Person two: LMBFWGAO
by calleyomalley November 8, 2010
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LMFBFO

The new text buzz word for fitness gurus
Meaning - Laughing my fucking body fat off
Text convo:
Person1 - Hey did you know shadman forgot his bait in the freezer?
Fitness guru - LMFBFO. I guess the only thing he will be catching is a cold
Person1 - Lolski
by Alfinator December 19, 2011
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Lmfdo

Laugh my fucking dick off.
Used in really any case where your friend or enemy or pet turtle texts you something funny.

Should not be used in cases where the person will blackmail you for laughing at what they said. Shown in example #2.
1)While texting:

Person 1: "Damn she looks mad ratchet"
Person 2: "Lmfdo! Dude you're hilarious, that's so true though..."

2)

Person 1: "She looks like she gained some weight, poor girl. I heard she caught herpes too, shortly after her mother was killed in that car accident yesterday."
Person 2: "Lmfdo! Sucks to suck."
Person 1: "You're an asshole! We're no longer friends! I'm telling the whole school about how you're an ass-licking mother fucking gay rhino-raping fat piece of vanilla flavored shit in a dumpster full of fat rats drinking kool-aid riding unicycles while singing random justin bieber songs.... No nipple having bitch!!!"
by Little Bit of Luck January 8, 2013
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LMAOACTWLWGAA

It’s an abbreviation that stands for:
Laughing My Ass Off Alabama Cause They Won’t Let Women Get An Abortion
Jeremy*textin*:says something funny

Karen*textin back cause she doesn’t ghost her friends: LMAOACTWLWGAA that was so funny!

Jeremy:what?

Karen: wdym what Jeremy? ARE YOU PRO LIFE??
by ROWANTHEBOATTOHELL July 17, 2019
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