Joint custody

When you've had a bad day and bust into your stoner friend's house and snatch the joint from his or her hand you are then said to have joint custody.

Who's got joint custody now??!

by Farle77 July 22, 2010

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holiday joint

A holiday joint is a joint with 1/16 of an ounce of marijuana in it, notoriously dificult to roll due to the ammount of marijuana it contains. Usually smoked on birthdays or around special holidays

After Sam smoked a holiday joint she had a complete body movement failure, everyone laughed

by RazgrizX September 8, 2008

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A Jonathan

The act of arriving late to ones internship after a particularly late night of hedonistic debauchery.

HR: Where's Val? Has anyone seen her?
Rai: She pulled a Jonathan.
HR: <confused face>

by ReadySetCuddle August 24, 2008

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Jonathan Bernier

See: Jamie Storr

Another wasted first round.

LGK FAN 1: Who is the best goaltender ever?
LGK FAN 2: Jonathan Bernier!

Voice of reason: Jonathan Bernier is no better than Jamie Storr.

by LGK Dana August 1, 2009

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Jonathan

A word describing a homosexual high schooler or human waste

"Oh, man i need to take a huge ass Jonathan"
"Jonathan is so gay he goes to Dickinson high school"

by 92614 April 10, 2015

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a jerk-like being that never answers his phone and is EXTREMELY irresponsable. he will pretend like he loves you sometimes, but DONT BE FOOLED. afterwards he will lie and ecieve you and not answer his phone.

UGH!!!! HE'S SUCH A JONATHAN!

by justthetruthfromme June 10, 2011

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