super awesome funny toh tiktoker, not only do they post toh they post amphibia too (my favorite ones are the dead marcy jokes)
by not_rip_marcy_wu July 8, 2021
Get the jessica._.clawthornemug. What you call a local aging female who trades sexual favors for work on commercial fishing docks.
The nickname for the smell of fish bait in the summer heat
The nickname for the smell of fish bait in the summer heat
Wow you smell like Jessica ward
Oh that’s to bad she’s a Jessica ward type of girl
Im aging poorly like Jessica ward
Jeanie if you don’t watch your actions you will get a reputation as a harbor hog or Jessica ward
Oh that’s to bad she’s a Jessica ward type of girl
Im aging poorly like Jessica ward
Jeanie if you don’t watch your actions you will get a reputation as a harbor hog or Jessica ward
by Lookatdezmelons November 19, 2021
Get the Jessica wardmug. The best person you would ever meet bitch the fucking best person ever like a jessica would be ur whole entire solar system that comes with a galaxy
by Heehee_michealjackson_heehee December 12, 2020
Get the Jessicamug. The Goddess voicing Lexington Ave trains, iykyk.
Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.
Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.
Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.
by Fuseguy August 7, 2022
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica is a very sweet human being. She's kind, caring, pretty and funny. She cares about everyone around her. Other ways to use the word Jessica are Jess or Jessie.
Jessica has 4 siblings, two dogs and one cat. Jessica is married to a woman named Par and she loves Par dearly and has no clue about what to do without her Par.
Jessica has 4 siblings, two dogs and one cat. Jessica is married to a woman named Par and she loves Par dearly and has no clue about what to do without her Par.
by Ida! March 13, 2024
Get the Jessicamug. Jess is the love of my life, truly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Ever since I saw her on that fateful day, I have done nothing but strived to better myself as a human being, and as a lover to meet her every need. She means so much to me words cannot describe it. She is so stunning, every time I see her my jaw literally drops to the floor. She is so strong, so cute, so funny, and absolutely the best woman to ever live on this Earth. It should be a genuine crime to compare her to other women, and if you do, you should probably be erased from existence. She is the Sun to all the darkness, she is the light that radiates hope across the surface of anyone's face. She is perfection. I have never met a woman like her, and I don't think I ever will. I love her so much <3
Person 1: Yo I saw you with a girl yesterday?
Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.
Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?
Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.
Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?
Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
by jess' luva <3 January 16, 2022
Get the Jessica Morrisonmug. Jessica is a charming and beautiful girl, but unfortunately she is not always aware of her beauty. People like her because she is funny and sociable. At first glance, she is an angel, she seems kind and sensitive, while in fact she can be mischievous and playful. Her friends and family know her from both sides: with them she can be herself, they love her as she is.
Despite some small flaws, Jessica has an unconditional love for her family and friends, she is actually very sensitive and gets attached very easily, too easily. To compensate for this excess of feelings, she prefers not to show them so as not to suffer. If Jessica shows you affection or opens up to you, take this chance, it will be the first and last perch she will hand you.
Jessica sees life as a succession of ephemeral things, for her it is important to live everything, to be free, she dreams of freedom, travel and luxury. Deep down, Jessica is a sensitive girl who cares about her loved ones, she is strong and never gives up. On the contrary, she will do everything to encourage her friends and bring them up. She loves her loved ones with all her heart, if one of them is feeling bad, then she will do her best to help them feel better. The happiness of her loved ones is her own. It is important not to play with her heart as she is unforgiving, she can love you madly or hate you madly, it is a double-edged sword.
Despite some small flaws, Jessica has an unconditional love for her family and friends, she is actually very sensitive and gets attached very easily, too easily. To compensate for this excess of feelings, she prefers not to show them so as not to suffer. If Jessica shows you affection or opens up to you, take this chance, it will be the first and last perch she will hand you.
Jessica sees life as a succession of ephemeral things, for her it is important to live everything, to be free, she dreams of freedom, travel and luxury. Deep down, Jessica is a sensitive girl who cares about her loved ones, she is strong and never gives up. On the contrary, she will do everything to encourage her friends and bring them up. She loves her loved ones with all her heart, if one of them is feeling bad, then she will do her best to help them feel better. The happiness of her loved ones is her own. It is important not to play with her heart as she is unforgiving, she can love you madly or hate you madly, it is a double-edged sword.
Love you JessIca !
by Alriaaaa___ November 21, 2021
Get the Jessicamug.