Jason Eyster

Probably the most fruitiest man you will ever meet. legend has it that he has taken the most .. you know what.. up the you know what. he will try to take your boyfriend so watch out girls.

Alex: why are you acting so jason eyster
Lui: what’s that mean?
Alex: you’re acting fruity

by Greg Hamilton September 08, 2020

jason mazer

A person who is a complete pussy. Afraid to punch someone in the face but blooms very well. He loves to show PDA with Kelsey. He also wishes he played on PDA. "I hurt my hip flexer"

Oh I'm such a Jason Mazer with my broken hip flexer

by dasdaf March 31, 2016

Jason Soap

A soap for those especially cocky and arrogant. When not wanted to be embarrassed, Jason Soap is a good excuse, as you can blame it as a rash effect.

“Why is Dylan’s face so red?”
“Idk, but he blamed it on Jason Soap”

by applejuicee December 31, 2019

《¤》Jason 《¤》 Mantzoukas 《¤》 Jason 《¤》

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Person 0: 《¤》Jason 《¤》 Mantzoukas 《¤》 Jason 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

jason's cat

An annoying ass cat that gives no fucks but I still love him because he's Jason's cat.

Damn Jason's cat is back at it again because Mel is obsessed with that dumb shit

by Tkitpimsw February 23, 2016

Jason Neymeyer

A man with a fantastic mustache.

"Dang, that guy is a real Jason Neymeyer! Neato 'stache, dude."

by FakeNews23 September 21, 2017

Jason tucker

COWARD!

That is what they call a Jason tucker! Lol

by 🖕🖕🖕🤫🤷‍♀️ May 25, 2022