jason mazer

A person who is a complete pussy. Afraid to punch someone in the face but blooms very well. He loves to show PDA with Kelsey. He also wishes he played on PDA. "I hurt my hip flexer"

Oh I'm such a Jason Mazer with my broken hip flexer

by dasdaf June 30, 2016

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jason's cat

An annoying ass cat that gives no fucks but I still love him because he's Jason's cat.

Damn Jason's cat is back at it again because Mel is obsessed with that dumb shit

by Tkitpimsw September 3, 2016

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Jason Rappaport

A Jason Rappaport is a pile of reeking stinky garbage formed together to look like a slimy, smarmy douchebag of a man. DO NOT TRUST HIM OR LOOK DIRECTLY INTO HIS EYES.

Girl, I just got this great new job! Hope the owner is not a Jason Rappaport.

by Beerofworld January 24, 2018

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Jason Schram

A bald headed man who is a very fast driver and won’t let anyone push him around.

That Jason Schram is a crazy boy

by Google34Google May 5, 2018

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Jason

Kid who writes stories about everyone dieing. God at Csgo. Says "die" very often. Likes candy. Short but not as short as woo. Gets mad at people sometimes. Likes to hit Ninad. Gang gang hi ehorn

Jason killed Ann with a Machete.

by Somebodyynowwhatimean February 16, 2018

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