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Jade

Jade is the type of person to ruin your life. She is pretty and gets every guy but that makes her friends hate her. All of her friends hate her because of this and hopes she dies. Jade is a total bitch and is so petty. Once you become her friend she bully’s you and makes fun of you. She has a resting bitch face and she looks like a clown most of the time. She is somewhat ok at making tik toks and everyone in her life betrays her. She has been heartbroken several times buy her close friends. She catches feelings easily and regrets it. She also dresses like a slut and is FLAT LIKE A PAPER- Elvin

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Jade- I’m such a jade

Elvin- yeah you are
by Elvin kuru November 2, 2019
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Jade is the most beautiful women you’ll ever meet, with her big brown intelligent eyes. Her sweet smile, and her soft velvet lips. The love of my life, forever and always. My beautiful angel and wife. To the moon and back babygirl.
Jade is so beautiful!
Wow look at Jade!
by Nuggets Hubby August 16, 2020
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Jade

A very kind and loyal friend, will always tell the truth and a person you don't want to mess with. Wonderful blue eyes and brunette hair. Likes french toast. A person that will always stand behind you no matter what. Couldn't ask for a better friend.
You wish you had jade as your friend didn't you?" "Hellz Yeah"
by Whatchutalkingboutwillis22 September 24, 2011
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jaded

Yo fool I'm jaded.
by Eric the Red November 7, 2003
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Jade

Extremely awesome, funny, caring, cool, hip, up to date, funky, snazzy, freaking wicked, sexy, super humorous, amazing singer, stylish, badass, strong, tough, fearless, ultimate fighter, agreeable, glorious, responsible, helpful, courageous, efficient, pleasant, willing, trustworthy, wonderful, jjoyous, discreet, rhetorical, fantastic, punctual, productive, placid, loving, witty, wise, likeable, ambitious, excellent, mature, knowledgeable, stimulating, sensitive.
Jade is just such a Extremely awesome, funny, caring, cool, hip, up to date, funky, snazzy, freaking wicked, sexy, super humorous, amazing singer, stylish, badass, strong, tough, fearless, ultimate fighter, agreeable, glorious, responsible, helpful, courageous, efficient, pleasant, willing, trustworthy, wonderful, jjoyous, discreet, rhetorical, fantastic, punctual, productive, placid, loving, witty, wise, likeable, ambitious, excellent, mature, knowledgeable, stimulating, sensitive guy!
by Poohead11223422 July 24, 2011
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jaded

Jaded is an uber-fast-paced rock song by the band Green Day. In most versions, it is directly preceeded by Brain Stew and the two songs are segued together.
Dude, I totally love that song Jaded. *air guitars* na na naaaaaa na na na naaa na naaaaaaa na!
by Fizzler December 12, 2008
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There's one word to describe this girl.. pimp!
She gets it where ever she can, male or female, she's far from picky. Who knows what diseases she has as a condom is a definite no no in her rules.
When in clubs she tries in on with everyone, she has a little grope to any passers by just so she can get her sexual rush.
Example 1:

Boy: I haven't had sex in so long, who can I ask?

Girl: ask a jade, I had one last night!

Example 2:

Girl: some girl touched my boob in that club last night!

Boy: that's strange, a girl touched my balls.

Girl2: ha, must of been a jade
by tittyshagger1 October 14, 2013
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