Jordan/Jamarion

A black boy that has a very large dick and very ugly and likes girls who can twerk but Latina girls are fine Jordan Is very talented and good at sports

Hey Katherine Jordan/Jamarion Has a really big dick and also very talented.

by JordanVs April 1, 2019

Jordan King

Fortnite-aphobic. Jordan hates people who play Fortnite. Also she believes in Bigfoot. Her favorite book is 1984. Her celebrity crush is Karl Marx.

Dude, Jordan King just tossed me her copy of the Communist Manifesto!

by Trippy Asparagus January 16, 2018

provezoe (jordan)

jordan is the most talented brilliant bestie you’ll ever meet she can still ur mans and then make a plot twist from you to her😊😊

zoe laverne: OMG THATS PROVEZOE (JORDAN)
any dumb ugly person: who tf is jordan
zoe laverne: THE MOST TALENTED EDITOR IN MY FANDOM!

by cooter fairy June 30, 2021

Jordan Doughty

A girl who religiously wears outfit matching scrunchies, unapologetically uses the phrases “sksksksksk” and “TEA” in her text messages, and has the biggest crush on Landon McLendon.

Omg did you hear that Jordan Doughty fell all the way down the stairs and fractured her growth plate, what a loser!!

by PeytonLovesCole<3 June 9, 2019

Jordan Belfort

The guy Boiler Room and Wolf of Wall Street is based on.

That guy is the Jordan Belfort of real estate. He's bad, he's sexy, he's intelligent, he's amazing, and he's a hundred percent part of the darkness now. That's the guy I want to meet.

by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021

Michael Jordan

The act of nutting on your hand and then proceeding to slap the nut on your girls head and exclaiming “MICHAEL JORDAN!”

Dude last night I gave my girl the Michael Jordan

by SkiMaskTheNutGod July 9, 2018

Jordan doherty

A boy who has the most fucked up eye sight in the world and was found in a cabbage patch outside the keystore, begging to get Eurotruck Simulator for his birthday

Jordan Doherty is a SPASTIC

by The big penis lover September 13, 2016