by Peterzz June 13, 2008
Get the bye jokemug. 
When your high and under the influence of cannabis and somebody does something which is funny. That person is then jokes.
by Your jokes man November 1, 2019
Get the Your jokesmug. Examples of Chuck Norris Jokes:
Chuck Norris fought Mr. T, Rambo, Tupac, Bruce Lee, and the pink and yellow Power Rangers and lost, then vowed never to return to the nursing home on Halloween again.
Chuck Norris once attempted round house kicking Jet Li. His leg broke when it connected with the television, then he fell and broke his hip.
Chuck Norris almost turned down the offer to make a cameo in the movie "Dodgeball" on the grounds that he doesn't like to dodge balls—he prefers to have them resting on his chin.
When Chuck Norris completes a push-up, he does not actually move all the way down, it's the Earth moving up and punching him in the face.
Chuck Norris has been confused with Santa Clause, because whenever he enters a little boy's room he leaves with an empty sack.
Chuck Norris' penis is so small that when he has an orgasm the sperm are released in a single file line.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. During his stay he was arrested while attempting to have sexual intercourse with an island.
Chuck Norris beats off to "Pretty in Pink" three times a day with a wax figure of Andrew McCarthy lodged in his ass.
Chuck Norris was fired and arrested from his job at a Dallas Texas school after a video showed him smelling the football players’ jock straps. He was taken into custody oddly enough by a real Texas Ranger named Walker
Chuck Norris fought Mr. T, Rambo, Tupac, Bruce Lee, and the pink and yellow Power Rangers and lost, then vowed never to return to the nursing home on Halloween again.
Chuck Norris once attempted round house kicking Jet Li. His leg broke when it connected with the television, then he fell and broke his hip.
Chuck Norris almost turned down the offer to make a cameo in the movie "Dodgeball" on the grounds that he doesn't like to dodge balls—he prefers to have them resting on his chin.
When Chuck Norris completes a push-up, he does not actually move all the way down, it's the Earth moving up and punching him in the face.
Chuck Norris has been confused with Santa Clause, because whenever he enters a little boy's room he leaves with an empty sack.
Chuck Norris' penis is so small that when he has an orgasm the sperm are released in a single file line.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. During his stay he was arrested while attempting to have sexual intercourse with an island.
Chuck Norris beats off to "Pretty in Pink" three times a day with a wax figure of Andrew McCarthy lodged in his ass.
Chuck Norris was fired and arrested from his job at a Dallas Texas school after a video showed him smelling the football players’ jock straps. He was taken into custody oddly enough by a real Texas Ranger named Walker
by Alabama Atheist March 8, 2011
Get the Chuck Norris jokesmug. (song on a jonlajoie youtube video) "Chinese dick! I want that chinese dick, yeaah"
(comment) "That song sounds like its by Ke$ha!"
Guy (aloud): HE JUST CRACKED A KE$HA JOKE!!!! LOLOLOLOOL"
(comment) "That song sounds like its by Ke$ha!"
Guy (aloud): HE JUST CRACKED A KE$HA JOKE!!!! LOLOLOLOOL"
by connecticutisakickassstatehoes June 18, 2010
Get the ke$ha jokemug. Tyler cannot take a joke, therefore he is gay
When you can’t take a joke you are gay
The definition is gay
When you can’t take a joke you are gay
The definition is gay
by Chompozyet June 12, 2019
Get the Can’t take a jokemug. Dood 1: look, I got a 100 dollar bill
Dood 2: (5 seconds later)... Dude, thats fake
Dood 1: I know, its a 5 second joke
Dood 2: (5 seconds later)... Dude, thats fake
Dood 1: I know, its a 5 second joke
by YT name: Max Mool ( Asian kid) May 23, 2018
Get the 5 second jokemug.