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Jim crackcorn I EYE phone

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND
For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT
by 11williams11 April 5, 2021
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jim gill

A slang term for a person who has murdered five or more police officers or law enforcement officials. Commonly used in The Ukraine and parts of Eastern Europe.
"Boy a proper Jim gill me hear"
by Jamal Marcus Jones November 4, 2014
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Creamy Slim Jim

"Wanna see my creamy slim Jim"
"Eww dude no"
by XxGhoulDogxX June 25, 2021
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Jim Boob

The gayest man on earth. If you have a Jim boob then.... Just die. Wow he spends his life eating Doritos on rocket league but is still in bronze II. What a shmuck. He is a nonce.
Person 1: Your Jim Boob?
Jim Boob: Yep
Person 1: Wow. You filthy filthy nonce.
by Liam Eats Mega Cheerio Bowls December 19, 2019
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jim buck

Currency in which you must suck, (jim) to get a single buck.
I can't believe you made 10 Jim bucks this week!!
I know, Crazy right?
by JimFollower42 March 11, 2024
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Jim in

Someone who joins in on a conversation. That they aren’t involved in
Someone Jim in to feel part of the conversation
by jack grimmer October 28, 2019
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Jim Spratt's Disease

Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.
Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.
by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017
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