For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT
by 11williams11 April 5, 2021

A slang term for a person who has murdered five or more police officers or law enforcement officials. Commonly used in The Ukraine and parts of Eastern Europe.
by Jamal Marcus Jones November 4, 2014

by XxGhoulDogxX June 25, 2021

The gayest man on earth. If you have a Jim boob then.... Just die. Wow he spends his life eating Doritos on rocket league but is still in bronze II. What a shmuck. He is a nonce.
by Liam Eats Mega Cheerio Bowls December 19, 2019

by JimFollower42 March 11, 2024

by jack grimmer October 28, 2019

Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.
by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017
