jessden

Jessden is the sweetest guy you could ever meet. He tends to always put everyone before himself even when he doesn’t want to. If you have Jessden as a boyfriend, you’re the luckiest person in the world. He’s cute and will always make you feel loved.

Oh you’re such a Jessden, you’re too sweet.

by Kelvin Martin November 26, 2018

Jesse Smellwood

A poser crust punker that will lick your ass for a shot of cheap vodka, will only lend you cigarettes following the agenda of holding it over your head in the future (preferably for more cheap vodka), Complains about his addiction to booze on a regular basis, will intentionally make you pissed off for his entertainment but if you do the same to him he will throw a tantrum, will constantly condescend you and make you feel bad for any little thing that interests you so that he feels better about himself, acts like a hardass using phrases like “shut yo bitchass up” or “you’re a fag”, will 99.99% of the time use the mocking phrase “oooooooooo” if you insult him or threaten him because this is yet another one of his lazy attempts to belittle you and give the illusion that you are weaker than him, and finally and most importantly out of all of the traits of this pile of crusty garbage... he is smart enough to see the evil within himself and the world around him leading himself deeper into the pits of alcoholism, social dysphoria, and self hatred.

“Jesse Smellwood is the epitome of the rebellious scum of this country... punk rockers.”

by 666/The_World_Is_Ending\666 January 20, 2019

jesse tholen

he is a very gay kid who loves gay midget porn, and is gay

jesse tholen loves gay midget porn

by The real lord chungus February 7, 2019

Jesse tholen

hes gay

Jesse tholen is gay

by The real lord chungus February 7, 2019

Jesse

Verb. To self sabotage.

“Ah man I just really Jessed myself.”

by docter Grafenberg February 15, 2019

jess

A very bad person thats an hypocrit.

Hi jess, HIIIIIIII IM CRAZy af

by ted4me is dumb February 22, 2019

Jesse Carson

The hottest boy you will ever lay your eyes on. It’s so hard to look away. He is caring and would do anything for you. He added me on snap but we only talked twice. He kinda ignores me in school😭.

Girl : Jesse will talk to you soon
Me : he’s soooo hot
Jesse Carson

by Frontierfalcon March 15, 2019