Indian Blow Dart

When a female has sex while on her period, the man pulls out and pokes her in the head with his bloody penis, giving her the traditional "red dot" on the girl's forhead, wherein he then receives a blow job

Guy 1: Hey man, have you given your girlfriend the Indian Blow Dart yet?

Guy 2: Of course, I made her an honorary Indian girl last week!

by Ark Builder November 11, 2009

West Indian Burn

This occurs when attempting to perform an East Indian Burn on your girlfriend's leg. The difference is that it is done after consuming too much Jerk Chicken and Red Stripe and results in sharting on your partner instead.
Usually results in an instant termination of the relationship.

" I think my girlfriend and I are done, dude. I tried to fart on her leg, and ended up giving her a West Indian Burn on her! Shouldn't have eaten at that Jamaican place last night."

by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006

Indian Headress

Basically its were you BUST a NUT on a girls forehead (while shes sleeping) then place a red skittle in the middle of her forehead.

guy:"Hey, why does your forhead look like a glazed doghnut and whys there a skittle in the middle?"

girl:"my boyfriend gave me the Indian Headress lastnight while i was sleeping!"

guy:"HAHA you fucking whore!!"

girl : *cries*

by Cameron & joey November 23, 2010

indianapolis

most boring city ever. im from hmd(219) and hammond,ec,and gary are more exciting to live in than "naptown" cause naptown is always napping. indianapolis is a great place for wiggars and middle aged people. people from indianpolis along with the rest of indiana except northwest think indianapolis is better than chicago. its just really gay.

sean: im from naptown!!!!!
mark: what?????
sean: indianapolis!!!!?????
mark: ohhh
mark: ahahahhhahahhahahah
mark: so what???????

by mikeglaskovski March 1, 2008

India

One of the most beautiful places i have been to, behind the overcrowded cities, one of the most relaxing, calming countries.

India was one of the first civilizations

by Anonymous February 5, 2007

Indian Military

As weak as their international cricket team, and whinge just as much too.

We want Hogg banned for sledging! We want Harbahjans charges for sledging dropped! We want Bucknor taken out of the next test! If you dont comply ... we'll stop sending you curry and putting wankers in your call centres! We are the Indian Military!

by TonyD=) January 15, 2008

Carmel, Indiana

A city that is a north suburb of Indianapolis, this city is one of the wealthiest in the Indianapolis area. However, the residents live in a huge bubble in more ways than one. To start, they are rich...FOR INDIANA...these residents like to brag about the new mansions they had built for $500,000 when that same amount would barely get them a 30 year old Quad-level in a middle-class Chicago suburb (including some towns in Northwest Indiana). Also, the city is deeply in debt because of constant construction and upgrades that they cannot afford...but it is about "maintaining the image" of their city...I guess it matches the American Dream though: debt, debt, and more debt! The schools are good, especially the high school, but it is huge (almost 4,000 students) and everyone refuses to build a new high school for fear that it will divide the community and shut down the athletic powerhouse that the high school is. The wealthiest residents are either residents who are related to wealthy Indianapolis families that have been around for hundreds of years, or Chicago suburb transplants. Native Hoosiers that move to Carmel from one of the townships are NOT rich but think they are because they now have a Carmel address...oh, and their boys basketball team likes to rape other boys too...classy...

Have you ever been to Carmel, Indiana? It is basically like the Naperville of Indiana except newer, not as wealthy, and just shittier.

by lkdsfnjkdsjk July 7, 2011