Randy-ing

1) only blows the dopest Vape clouds
2) competes in the 2016 Vape and Beer Pong Olympics

3) in 2016 his life took a turn for the worse... He was a convicted bro rapist
4) Goes out of way to make your friends pay you for things.

5) goes out of way to save yourself even the slightest bit of money

John was Randy-ing so hard last night. He invited 3 close guy friends over, got them lit off natty light, and then once they were blacked out drunk, began to fondle with their nut sacks and took their money. Then when the friends woke up in the morning, John forced them to clean up the basement before they left, and pay for the beer and food they ate.

by Randy-ing June 27, 2016

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Austin Powers-ing

An extremely frustrating situation in which a vehicle is boxed-in so tightly that its driver becomes stuck perpetually switching between forward and reverse to set it free.

Stems from the pained efforts of the eponymous Austin Powers in the movie "International Man of Mystery".

Boss: "What sort of time do you call this, you left for your lunch break almost two weeks ago"

Worker: "I'm sorry sir I got stuck Austin Powers-ing in the Tesco car park; I've been hit with 17 different fines and now they're repossessing my house"

Boss: "Lmao damn son"

by TheGreatIncognitus July 06, 2022

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Jeremy-ing

The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.

“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”

by February 24, 2025

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