Human pudding

human pudding is a combination of semen,blood,vomit,urine,mucus and other bodily fluids.

dude i did a metal dan on some kid down the street and we made human pudding

by xenbutt December 7, 2017

Human bayblade

When you tear off a triple amputee last limb then proceed to spin him/her/other yelling bayblade bayblade let it rip

I used my friend as a human bayblade

by Fuck your pseudonym May 10, 2018

human centipeding

Farting directly onto someone’s face with your asshole adjacent to their mouth hole

Troy fell asleep on the bench, so Wade woke him up by straddling his face and human centipeding him so that he would hear, smell and taste the nastiness. That was one fart he’ll never forget!!!

by Schtuff April 2, 2018

Human Fag

A person that is a waste of space/air and exceeds the normal levels of faggot.

“See that guy over there he is human fag.”

by Meat Fest 73 June 14, 2018

human squatty potty

It’s that thing when you sit on the toilet and to have good posture, two midgets crouch on the bathroom floor and you put your feet on their heads.

Yo I’m going to this this stall, it’s got a human squatty potty. Great for your posture, dude.

by I trademark ™ November 13, 2018

human measuring stick

a girl who is bounced around a freind group enough to memorize everyones dick size.

ask that girl how big my dick is , shes our human measuring stick

by zeek_ae86 September 17, 2019

Human Dysphobia

Someone that feels uncomfortable identifying as a human.

Zaddek: I have Human Dysphobia but now i feel comfortable because identify as a toaster.

Payton: I identify as a cosplayer now.

Jordan: I have Human a Dysphobia as well.

by mrshadykiller72 April 15, 2020