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Upstart Holdings Inc

An AI lending platform that partners with banks and credit unions to provide consumer loans using non-traditional variables, such as education and employment, to predict creditworthiness.
"What do they do, I don't even know em?"..."uhh excuse me?"...."What does Upstart Holdings Inc do?"...."Uhh well, um, um, um I'm sorry."..."What kind of company is it?"...."yeah, um, you're breaking up", *Curb your enthusiasm theme song plays*.
by PuruSaxena October 18, 2021
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hold em donk

Hold Em Donk, is a player who will take thoughtless random odds on cards they think are good perhaps because they may have a pocket pair, an ace king pocket suit, any suit combination or just think that by going all in on every hand it will eventually pay off. I have played with various players who were at different skill levels, nevertheless would be considered a Hold Em Donk (poker donkey) because they simply think the game is all luck or they don't understand the breakdown of the games odds.

Online gaming sites have made the game much more popular and in my opinion made the problem worse than it was pre 1997. Now many more novice players who take insane risks with play money think that they can take their rip and burn strategy to the real world of poker tournaments. What the average Hold Em Donk fails to realize is that when playing online you likely don't know who you're playing against and don't get to improve your Give (expression, tick, cough, twitch etc) or read other player's give that all professional players pickup on to identify ones potential hand strength. Another problem is that different poker sites use algorithms that don't actually mimic the real life shuffle of the deck or change out. And, when playing someone face to face it is much more intimidating because of factors such as the staredown, having to wager and place physical chips on the pile and the style of the dealer who regulates the table.
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by Donkey Assassin January 27, 2014
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arch hold

A crossfit instructor renowned for forgetting to take a picture of the WOD board.
by Tehejs July 21, 2017
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hold your newt

Aww come on hurry up! Hold your newt! I'm coming
by Sassy ma April 16, 2019
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cargo hold

a) The place inside an airship or boat where goods are stored.

b) If you don't know what a cargo cult is, you probably misheard it as cargo hold, causing you to look up a definition.
Flight attendant: Hey, fox wizard, we'll pay you to defend the cargo hold in the back of the zeppelin.
Fox wizard: Sure. It's not like I have anything else to be doing back here.
by you're joshing me. May 9, 2020
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Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.
Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!
by armerlinsea April 17, 2022
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