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high jump

executed at track meets everywhere, this field event kicks all the other field events' asses! it's by far the best use of one's athletic talent. you have to have it all to be able to jump, and we're talkin' speed, flexibility, strength, endurance. the ultimate.

also: shiz is used to determine one's starting point.
kendra won the 2A state high jump with a jump of 5'8". amazing!
by kendra (shiz) November 1, 2006
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high-five sex

high-five sex: is sex followed by the girl giving her partner a high-five. This type of sex only occurs with certain women and is a sign that they are a keeper
so man do you know if your girlfriend is the one?
yes we had high-five sex.
by BobHopeLives March 5, 2011
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high school

A place where the only cool people are the kids no one wants to be seen with, and where being seen with total dumb asses makes you popular.
Dumb ass 1: like, omigod, did you see who she was with? that kid like, reads.
Dumb as 2: OMIGOD EW?? omigod are you serious, like...like omigod.
Sane person: Jesus christ, I hate high school...
by roskanda January 3, 2009
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Martin County High School

a school in Stuart, FL. aka "county". Its built on a landfill. it consists of surfers/potheads and rednecks, and wannabe preps. the staff ride around on shitty golf carts. there is a random concrete square "the stage" in a field that the seniors get to paint. yay. the 12 black people at our school hang out by metal rails called "the monkey bars" and the other minorities gather outside the drafting room. all the surfer/potheads are too late to hang out anywhere in the mornings. the majority of fights are race wars. one time the school tried to ban camo and the rebel flag. The last time an administrator tried to break up a Black girl fight, he had to go to the hospital. if you went to mchs prior to 2009, you at some point:
*snuck off for off-campus lunch guat-packed into one of the many monster trucks populating campus.
*ate at Anna's at least 3 times a week.
*got to go on field trips to the firing range and ride along with cops.
*took pre-calc or sat prep with the most awesome teacher ever.
*had that teacher either throw something that belonged to you across the room, publicly humiliate you, or tell you "you can sleep when you're dead".
*wanted to kill yourself senior year after seeing the 4900th episode of "on the prowl"
*skipped 3&4th block after the security guards left the back gate open after A lunch.
*were convinced that the ESE kids were used for slave labor.
*got a speeding ticket on campus for going 11 mph.
john:do you go to sfhs or jbhs?
bob: hellllll no fuck those schools, i go to martin county high school!
by 7722222222222222 July 27, 2010
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Mark Keppel High School

A high school with a football team so incredibly fail that their first victory in years netted an article on the LA Times.
"Who are we playing again?"
"It's just Mark Keppel High School."
"Oh, easy win then."
by Jormungar November 21, 2009
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high siding

The act of behaving in a manner abnormal to one's normal decorum, therein suggesting or implying superiority. See condescending.
Yesterday she was sweatin' me; now she's high siding since her girls are around.
by Osakwedagr8 August 3, 2009
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Dakota Ridge High School

An American high school located on a wind-blown precipice
in the far western shit-hole suburbs of Denver,Co.

This funky corn-hole of secondary education is only notable for not being Columbine.It is a massing of the spoiled progeny of parents one step up from the white trash and one mortgage payment from smoking pole for crack rock.

The athletic teams get beat like a drum every year and the teachers think that To Kill A Mockingbird is cutting edge literature.

In short,Boo good!DRHS sucks your brain like a juice box.
Mom:Look at those black criminals on CSI!

DRHS student:Quit smoking meth out of that light bulb and listen.At Dakota Ridge High School,we are taught that they are metaphorical mockingbirds.So shut your crankhole and help me bust up this chiffarobe.
by Phunky Wagnalls February 5, 2012
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