No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

by UHIT September 19, 2022

left handed

The description of a person that is 'special' in their own way.

Hey, that guy over there is left handed.

by crunchwastaken September 25, 2022

Luggage Handle

Luggage Handle: The Thong strand connecting between the front & the back.

I was about to enter the back door; so, I had to move the Luggage Handle to the side.

by Swisher rolled tight February 11, 2023

No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.

Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!

by UHIT October 21, 2022

Chuck Handed

A "cack handed" or sausage fingered person with impaired fine motor skills because their fingers are fat as sausages - like king Charles III (King Chuck to his mates)

Jerry is so Chuck Handed he takes 20 minutes to insert a sim card.

by Na ni di Oyibo October 26, 2022

Yaya handles

The name for the "assist handles" on the interior of a car above the doos.

Ava grabbed the yaya handles as the car took the curve too fast. Slow down, cousin, she yelled through clenched teeth.

by Camille_lexographer November 20, 2022

Stomach Handle

An Irish slang for a penis.

I'm gonna go pull the stomach handle off myself.

by SkordySkor May 14, 2023