hands free

the incredible ability to masturbate without any contact with one's genitals. a skill the male japanese business class has cultivated for decades.

by Dickie Moist November 06, 2003

alpha hand

Shows dominance by placing the palm of your hand over the face of a inferior individual.

That bitch wouldn't shut up so I alpha handed her, and she knew what the deal was.

by Little bears January 01, 2015

lend a hand

to help someone

"Hey buddy. I need to go lend a hand." I said

by basge November 04, 2015

Fish hand

The act of shaking a father’s hand moments after finger banging his daughter.

At Thanksgiving I met my future father in law and gave him the ol’ fish hand.

by Rusty From El Reno November 20, 2020

Broadband Hand

RSI injury sustained to the hand due to prolonged pleasuring of one’s self whilst surfing the interweb.

1 - My hand is killing me!
2 - Why's that?
1 - Broadband hand innit, was on bigotters.com too long!

by FLANMJF October 26, 2005

piano hands

Piano hands are when someone has very long and slim fingers that are highly agile and dexterous. If you have piano hands then you should learn how to play piano because it is the best instrument and you will become a amazing pianist.

The new student has piano hands

by i know how to be a human December 08, 2021

handful of grapes

A handful of yo man's balls

Brittany reached down Dustin's pants, and got a handful of grapes.

by Dimebag Harrell June 27, 2008