halo n00b

Someone who plays halo or halo 2, the 2 worst games of all time, and doesn't play Counter-Strike, the l33test game of all time.

Yeah, John's a halo n00b, but i just showed him CS and he loved it.

by Sidnatius December 13, 2008

halo 4

technically impossible, since halo is a TRILOGY, and therefore, can only have 3 games, within one cannon of events, within a period of time

noob:Dude, halo 4 just came out
Not noob: trilogy dude, get it right.
noob: oh
not noob: wait, was your credit card detalis stolen?
noob: uh, i did tell them...
not noob: AH SHITTY!

by A halo 3 player March 30, 2010

playing Halo

1. To hang out under the pretense of playing a popular video game for the purpose of making out or having passionate, lascivious sex.

2. A euphemism for a furtive romance, usually one centered around hot and dirty sex.

3. A common misspelling of Killing Aliens.

"The two of us cannot join your jovialities, as we are already scheduled to play Halo this evening."

"Where are Matthew and Melissa?" "They're playing Halo."

by Timothy West May 16, 2008

Halo Goggles

Light perscription glasses or vision enhancing device needed/worn only while watching TV, playing video games, or attending sporting events.

Well if we're gonna play Matchmaking, I better put on my Halo Goggles, I need every advantage I can get!

by Williestyle December 28, 2008

haloangel

A gigantic penis weighting at least 10 pounds, very very veiny like a bodybuilders forearm. used to breed livestock by placing a turkey baster in the urethra filled with cow sperm, its HUGE!! usually covered in fecal matter...

our shortage of cattle was solved due to us hiring a haloangel

by O_o-omgwhat! May 31, 2010

halo 2.5

that one thing they say will come out for xbox 2. it better not suck as much as 2.
halo 2 that is.

its halo 2.5 wtf do i need an example?!

by I March 29, 2005

Halo CE

A nerdy add-on to HALO. IMO HIV klan aimbots.

Dude Halo CE is soooooooo nerdy.
I know for real.

by Dat nigga Rashaad August 17, 2006