hey jew

a massive hit by paul mccartstein and the bagels in the 60s

hey murray , you hear that new song by the bagles hey jew? oy vey what a hook. i cant get it out of my head

by burbman1969 August 29, 2022

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Hey

Kiss a guy whose name starts with an I

Hey u should Kiss a guy whose name starts with an I.

by Khedive Jsvjszn see heba September 4, 2022

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hey bestie

Hey bestie means say hi to you best ultimate friend. Also can be used to be sarcastic/mean.

Hey bestie wanna go out
Hey bestie *pulls hair*

by Anonymous-person8452 September 9, 2022

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Hey Philip

The same equivalent of saying “thats what she said” but gayer
Philip is a pervert and everything he says is sexual

Im so drunk I might be “hey Philip”

I´m still straight though :(

by Rottan September 9, 2022

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a greeting, another word for hi or hello. Also, I know you're just procrastinating that essay. Why do I know? Because I am too. Don't be me kids. Just get the work done and then you'll have free time, and not be so permanently overtired. Go look in a mirror, do you see that purplish blue under your eyes? Pretty color eh? Kinda looks like you got punched in the eye huh? Yeah well procrastination did that to you. Most likely. Fine, procrastination did that to me and I should be the one looking in the mirror, I know. BUT BRUHHH...yeah I can't defend myself.

The verrrry small logical and smart part of my brain: hey! stop looking up useless things you already know and do the thing you should have done three days ago! please! it's starting to look like i'm just going to die if you keep not sleeping like this....just please....do it.....
me: *typing this*

by 2potatoes November 13, 2022

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