A Karen that cannot communicate in person but needs a cell phone to police and bitch about everything . A Karen Hawkings needs a cellphone because they are autisic and can’t have verbal communication.
Hey my girlfriend is bitching agian but won’t talk in person about it . Damn bro she might be a Karen Hawking . karen Hawking uses a computer to talk shit not in person tho .
by GroundScorePro July 30, 2022
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Be careful if you venture out into the woods girls, yesterday we spotted a tree hawk a top a Birchwood tree.
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by ScibenX March 4, 2022
Get the Hawk-watching mug.I was having a Hawkins Moment during our chat about movies, too busy pondering black holes to hear what you said.
Hawkings Moment....... is when your speaking to a friend and your not really paying attention to them because you are thinking about something else, quantum physics, simple math problems, etc. "The Hawkings Moment" is when your brain decides quantum mechanics is more fascinating than your buddy's story at lunch. We all have been there nodding along while mentally calculating the probability of parallel universes.
Hawkings Moment....... is when your speaking to a friend and your not really paying attention to them because you are thinking about something else, quantum physics, simple math problems, etc. "The Hawkings Moment" is when your brain decides quantum mechanics is more fascinating than your buddy's story at lunch. We all have been there nodding along while mentally calculating the probability of parallel universes.
by Dertylarry February 9, 2026
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