Hawks Preserve

A neighborhood in Fort Myers that has a park, streets, houses, and nice old people. And kids.

Who goes to Hawks Preserve to visit your friends? Syd does.

by Syd-Fort Myers March 10, 2024

The Epstein and Hawking Connection

A reference to when Steven Hawking was rumored to be on the Epstein Documents, a User on X (Twitter) decided to fake some of the info on the documents. But. He was mentioned on a single email, has been recalled to have been seen on the private jet/Island. Some of the people known to have visited Epstein are:

Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Michael Jackson
Osama Bin Laden
Joe Biden
Prince Andrew
Barney the Dinosaur
Elmo
Hillary Clinton
Walter White
Dora the Explorer
Leonardo DiCaprio
Amber Heard
Gwyneth Paltrow
John Bell Edwards
Mario Mario Mario
Luigi Mario Mario
Willy Wonka
Andrew W.K
Obama {REDACTED}
Joseph Joestar
Martin Luther King Jr
Jimmy Kimmel
Miley Siras
Jared Fogle
Steve (Minecraft)
Adolf Von Hitler
{REDACTED}
Michael Rockefeller
David Copperfield
Frederic Fekkai
Led Wexner
Steven Hawking

The Epstein and Hawking Connection: "Steven Hawking: I love watching Midgets (especially male) solving Theoretical physics while on a step ladder, butt ass naked.

by zekolonon March 20, 2024

HAWK TUHH

When you want to spit at someone over text you say HAWK TUHH.

Bro#1: "Dude did my girl just spit at me through text?"
Bro#2: "Yeah bro, she said HAWK TUHH she definitely spit at you."

by Jake hairs Jan March 20, 2024

hawk

hawk is a funny and an amazing person everybody loves hawk hawk is super chill no drama and hawk likes fortnite, happy meals and funny stuff

tyler: hawk is so funny!
kendall: ikr!! hawk is a fricking legend!!

by hawk1749 June 22, 2021

Hawkings Moment

Hawkings Moment (noun) a brief period of time.

I was having a Hawkins Moment during our chat about movies, too busy pondering black holes to hear what you said.

Hawkings Moment....... is when your speaking to a friend and your not really paying attention to them because you are thinking about something else, quantum physics, simple math problems, etc. "The Hawkings Moment" is when your brain decides quantum mechanics is more fascinating than your buddy's story at lunch. We all have been there nodding along while mentally calculating the probability of parallel universes.

by Dertylarry February 9, 2026