Grass

Grass is something you need to touch if you like gacha heat

Person:I love gacha heat! Me:...go touch some grass...

by Clov121212 March 2, 2022

GRASS

the damn thing you should go touch

hey kid go touch grass,now.

by stellar in a box March 3, 2022

Grow the grass

A modern alternative to the phrase "cut the crap". It is used in a playful yet direct manner to tell someone to stop being fake, stop talking in circles,or stop wasting time with nonsense . It encourages the person to be 'straight'. With the literal meaning as the grass grows straight so you need to be straight to the point.

"I'm tired of all these excuses . Grow the grass and tell me exactly what happened last night!

by Priychaotic January 21, 2026

Grass Gooch

The area between one's house and their fellow neighbor's house, typically a medium sized piece of land

The Grass Gooch between me and my neighbor's house is huge!

by The Joyful Chud January 28, 2026

Grass

You should touch it.

Go touch some grass.

by Gunterson Gunterguntarsonson January 31, 2026

Take Grass Card

A derisive, modern evolution of the "touch grass" insult, accusing someone of being so terminally online, ideologically captured, or immersed in niche digital subcultures that their perspective has become completely disconnected from the practical realities and social norms of the offline, physical world. It suggests their arguments are only valid within a specific online echo chamber and evaporate upon contact with mainstream, tangible life.

Take Grass Card Example: In a debate about real-world economics, someone cites a theory popular only in a fringe online forum. The reply: "Your entire worldview is filtered through that subreddit. Seriously, it's time to take the grass card—go outside, talk to a neighbor, get a job. Your argument doesn't survive the sunlight." It invalidates the point by attacking the perceived digital insularity of the speaker.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026