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Gorilla Channel

Invented by twitter user @pixelatedboat as a fake quote from the book "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House " by Michael Wolff. The quote explained how in his first day in office Trump complained to White House aides that the TV in his bedroom was broken because it didn't have the gorilla channel, which Trump thought existed and only screened gorilla content 24 hours a day. So they edited many gorilla based documentaries together to appease him.

Besides it was clearly meant as satire many people took it by heart.

To watch the gorilla channel

1. Take an obvious joke as totally real
Joe- Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eat nine!
David- Why would six be afraid of anything? Numbers have no feelings.
Billy- Dude, it's a joke
Joe- Don't sweat it, he's watching the gorilla channel
by lenincarabajal January 6, 2018
mugGet the Gorilla Channelmug.

Gorilla Tactics

(Not to be confused with Guerillia Tactics)

Gorilla Warfare is a form of irregular warfare in which small groups of big, strong alpha males, run at the enemy forces from multiple sides while wearing furry costumes (preferably ones that resemble gorillas). As they run towards the enemy, they will start throwing bananas at them and scream as loud as they can.

The Idea behind this tactic is to confuse and disorganize the enemy lines before the main attack, so that the army can easily kill them off.
"Sir, I believe we need to use Gorilla Tactics here"
by Darth_Nox May 19, 2022
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Gorilla clut

When you want to to be ganged banged by big black men in the ass aka Anal
Shelbie:I can’t wait to get banged by the “gorilla clut”

Blake: What’s that

Shelbie: Big black guys aka the gorillas
by Baddieshiiii May 3, 2021
mugGet the Gorilla clutmug.

Gorilla ball sacking

by Gorillaballsackman July 30, 2022
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gorilla tag

hell.

gorilla tag is a game that is pure hell. its full of toxics and modders

you are a gorilla. its all about a game of infection tag.
by shutyourmouthkid June 29, 2024
mugGet the gorilla tagmug.

Gorilla Wing

A cast off bike frame or project bike with little or no current value, but the potential to be valuable or impressive to the right audience once it’s repaired, finished, or built up in a collectible fashion.

Differs from hoarded trash only in having a timeline for restoration.

Gorilla wings are complementary items to unicorn parts, which can be hung on them to create a nice bike.
“Dude. My son wants the neon fade Klein frame.”
- “Cool. I’ve got a gorilla wing hanging in my garage already.”
by Biketinker November 23, 2018
mugGet the Gorilla Wingmug.

laughing gorilla

When your fucking a girl and you come on her face you go to the bathroom right quick then shave a good chunk of pubes sneak up behind her yank her hair and when she turns around and yells at you you throw the pubes so they stick to her face like fur on a gorrila....
Let's do a laughing gorilla tonight babe.
by Stevejobsownsapc January 15, 2018
mugGet the laughing gorillamug.

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