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Gorilla Channel

Invented by twitter user @pixelatedboat as a fake quote from the book "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House " by Michael Wolff. The quote explained how in his first day in office Trump complained to White House aides that the TV in his bedroom was broken because it didn't have the gorilla channel, which Trump thought existed and only screened gorilla content 24 hours a day. So they edited many gorilla based documentaries together to appease him.

Besides it was clearly meant as satire many people took it by heart.

To watch the gorilla channel

1. Take an obvious joke as totally real
Joe- Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eat nine!
David- Why would six be afraid of anything? Numbers have no feelings.
Billy- Dude, it's a joke
Joe- Don't sweat it, he's watching the gorilla channel
by lenincarabajal January 6, 2018
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Gorilla Tag

A VR game that is goated when you ignore the 50% of the users which are little kids under the age of 10 that only play minigames and mass report you for bring better than them.
Guy 1: Hey do you play Gorilla Tag?

Guy 2: Yes, how did you know?

Guy 1: there is a hole in your wall
by BugEPB August 14, 2024
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The Silver-Back Gorilla

When two sexual partners engage in doggy style in a walk in freezer. When the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and discharges over the female's back and rubs it in. This will cause the woman to exclaim 'ooo, ooo' like a gorilla due to the extreme sudden heating of the woman's back during said ejaculation. For added realism the man may beat his chest at the point of orgasm,remove pubic hairs and sprinkle on semen or make an African American individual the sexual partner.
Hey babe, wanna have the sexy time?

Only if we do The Silver-Back Gorilla.
by SEXYTIM June 2, 2016
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Gorilla Tag

You can fight me, but the game is really good, it’s just the children that make people want to hate it
Guy1: I play Gorilla Tag and it’s fun
Guy2: kys
Guy1: bruh what did i do
Guy2: kys bitch you play fucking gorilla tag you fatherless bitch
Guy1: sorry for liking a game bud :/
Guy2: go touch grass and get a life you stupid fucking 5 year old child
Guy1: …
Guy2: idc if the game has good effort into it the player base is bad so the game is dogshit so kyskyskys you fatherless bitch
Guy1: ..
Guy2: you are fatherless and live in a basement, i bet the only game you play is stupid fucking monkey game and you think you’re the best kys ni-
*Guy2 gets obliterated by Guy1*
by LazyWasTaken July 20, 2023
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Flying Gorilla

The best game to ever grace mobile phones. The devolopers provide this masterpiece for free, what legends. Download it now for maximum flying gorillas.
“Bro, did you play Flying Gorilla?”

“No?”

Looks like our friendship is over.”
by smobowser June 17, 2022
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fresh water gorilla

Someone who is well rounded, distinguished and kind. They are a little low key crazy and a complete savage when he needs to handle conflicts.
He handled that like a fresh water gorilla
by FWG degree April 4, 2023
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Gorilla Tag Ghost

A Gorilla Tag Ghost is a Gorilla that is a bot that can kick, ban people, dox, etc. Usually these ghosts are made by hackers that want to provoke fear in people
by CranyLol December 20, 2024
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