Goon

A state reached by the extremely addicted where in a fiend will become very susceptible to influence from an external force. Usually a drug dealer, spouse, or sometimes schizophrenic voices. This person is referred to as a "Goon." Alternatively, the term "goon" can also refer to the professional henchmen in the world of villainy

I told my goon to power shit in someone's driveway and he did it for an 8th. Gentlemen, we have created a goon.

My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".

It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.

Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.

by DonnieDarkyDarko September 2, 2023

goon or edge

A slang term used to ask the target whether they prefer to edge their meat or go on gooning sessiond

Hey Alex goon or edge?

by Zesaeit July 11, 2024

Glornschlorn

A mix of green, brown, and a small amount of purple.

The artist's latest painting featured a stunning landscape, with the trees and foliage painted in a rich Glornschlorn, evoking the earthy tones of the forest floor with a subtle hint of mystery.

by JakeLolz July 17, 2024

goon stick

A name for a marijuana cartridge or vape cart.

Pass the goon stick now please.

by CloggedTheToilet August 1, 2024

Goonabe

A person with zero military training or experience who wants to identify as a goon.

Nice plates bro, you’re such a goonabe.

by DjOcean August 3, 2024

Goon Time

Goon Time/Gooning

Starts from 2330 to 0500
Demon Time starts from 0200 to 0400
You can goon while demon time is active. They are supposed to overlap.

It's Goon Time, lets go down to the GoonHole.

by Neutral Pliz August 9, 2024

Goon Flick

To masturbate and finish in a compulsive manner followed with a quick flick of the wrist upon release of bodily fluids.

"Bro ain't no way bro just 360 Goon Flick'd the shit outta me."

by StrawHatMan69 August 11, 2024