Giselle

Very shy girl but when you get to know her she WILL make you laugh. She is single and always wants to be and she will NEVER like a boy in class that is named ALEX because he broke her friends JASPER so she made a hot glue gun Jasper. Funny, ugly, sweet, Nice.

*Alex brakes friends JASPER*
Giselle gets very angry and makes friend hot glue Jasper
Giselle gives to friend
Friend: :3
Giselle: :3

by VeryEpicPigoen May 1, 2019

wild goose wait

when someone tells you they're comin' over but NEVER show up an leave you waiting 4 eva

man tony posed 2 b cumn thru wit the beer an bitches n a hr... Fuck no!...you kno tony ass aint comin'! He finna have us on a wild goose wait!

by Cucci Mane January 7, 2010

Mother Goose

A person that habitually lies or exaggerates the truth.

"Martin said he was going to come over later. "

"Yeah, he's such a mother goose though. I dont believe anything he says anymore."

by OutOThsWorld January 29, 2019

Goosebumps

When you get a chill, your skin will form these dumb, unnecessary bumps that showcases to everyone around you, that you’re a gay cunt who’s cold.
Moral of the story, get a fucking jacket because no one likes a pussy.

Steve: Oi cunt, are you fucking cold? 😂
Jazza: No, cunt. What are you on? Only pussy’s are cold. I think YOU are.
Steve: Cunt. I can see your fucking goosebumps from here!

by That Great Cunt April 8, 2019

shooting the goose

Masturbating, to the point of ejaculation.

Oh no, it takes less time for me too shoot the goose now than it did 5 years ago. Is that a common problem?

by Edge January 2, 2004

as a goose

like a gay bottom, feminine

'I'm gay...as a goose," Jared Leto declared in an interview, and now the blogarazzi are wondering aloud about the star's sexual orientation

by sunnnnnnz September 30, 2006

Ku Klux Goose

The most evil beast in the natural wilderness with a mind for murder. Often found in the southern states of the U.S.A lynching swans and murdering iliterate pidgeons.

Holy shit! That Ku Klux Goose just lynched that siberian tiger.

by Boglebaglesdothebestbagles May 1, 2012