yeah, god's real, don't insult him!
well... there sorta more than one, so ya gotta be a teensy bit more specific.
which one exactly? there are hundreds of gods, NONE of which have any interest in the human civilisation. i mean, if you and sevaral hundred others had infinitely endless power, WHO THE FUCK WOULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HUMANITY!?
and the answer is!..... NONE!
oh, and i am personally responsible for the death and suffering of christ. just thought i'd mention it is all.
well... there sorta more than one, so ya gotta be a teensy bit more specific.
which one exactly? there are hundreds of gods, NONE of which have any interest in the human civilisation. i mean, if you and sevaral hundred others had infinitely endless power, WHO THE FUCK WOULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HUMANITY!?
and the answer is!..... NONE!
oh, and i am personally responsible for the death and suffering of christ. just thought i'd mention it is all.
me: I AM YOUR GOD NOW! BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME!
some guy: really? how many IS that now? i lost count.
me: yeh, its no fun anymore. but, i bought into this job, so i gotta sit around until they wipe themselves out, or piss off some god who then obliterates them. hmm, should be amusing. luckily, they can only do it once!
some guy: really? how many IS that now? i lost count.
me: yeh, its no fun anymore. but, i bought into this job, so i gotta sit around until they wipe themselves out, or piss off some god who then obliterates them. hmm, should be amusing. luckily, they can only do it once!
by 'nuff said April 30, 2004
None believer: what has GOD every gave me, where is the proof ?
believer: take this antidepression pills little girl and stop bitching. :)
believer: take this antidepression pills little girl and stop bitching. :)
by SENO664 July 17, 2011
Mankind's greatest mystery. The name given to the unknown, seemingly inconceivable entity responsible for all that is real. The opposite of nothing, Mr. Infinity, address unknown. Last known whereabouts......the birth of our universe? More evidence yet to be discovered is needed to fully understand our relationship with God. Recent advancements in awareness suggest that God may be unconcerned with or unaware of our existence.
Scientists now believe that attempting to define God is the leading cause of mass identity crisis and organized insanity.
Scientists now believe that attempting to define God is the leading cause of mass identity crisis and organized insanity.
Q: who created God
A: God
A: God
by cloud195 January 26, 2014
by DiS mEmE dOe March 24, 2019
1. Harry Mishkin
2. Jaco Pastorius, Herbie Hancock, Doug Pinnick, any black man with a good amount of funk and soul.
2. Jaco Pastorius, Herbie Hancock, Doug Pinnick, any black man with a good amount of funk and soul.
1. Harry Mishkin is God. He has done everything.
2. Have you listened to Headhunters? Herbie Hancock is god!
2. Have you listened to Headhunters? Herbie Hancock is god!
by Tobey March 20, 2004
Allah = Supeier Being
God = Supeier Being
God = Supeier Being
by LC-Interactive September 27, 2006
Glen Benton (Bassist/Vocalist of satanic death metal band DEICIDE)'s Mother...
Glen Benton Became a satanist because his mother, who is god, Didnt buy him an Xbox, so hes a whiney little brat.
Glen Benton Became a satanist because his mother, who is god, Didnt buy him an Xbox, so hes a whiney little brat.
Son: Mom whos god?
Mother: You know Glen Benton, the douchebag across the street?
Son: Yea...
Mother: His moms god...
Mother: You know Glen Benton, the douchebag across the street?
Son: Yea...
Mother: His moms god...
by a7xcuber June 13, 2010