National Grab Dick Month

Hey ladies, it's your lucky month, for the whole month of September you can grab dick! but it has to be one person for the whole month though, so I hope it's someone who wouldn't mind!

Katie: John, it's National Grab Dick Month! My favorite!! *grabs dick*
John: of course I had to be soft at this moment

by mishter August 29, 2021

National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.

Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day

by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021

National Grab Titty Day

Grab somebody's tittys. September 2

"What the hell why did you grab my tittys."
"Its National Grab Titty Day that's why"

by Lanalia September 1, 2021

National grab the best ass around you day

When it's 3rd september you should grab the best ass you know.

"Oh it's national grab the best ass around you day and Monica has best ass i've ever seen. Today i can grab that ass."

by Msggsishsvsv September 2, 2021

National Grab Ass Day

A dumbass, disgusting, inexcusable day that was made by incels who don't understand why a woman has never touched them.

Incel- It's National Grab Ass Day! I'm going to grab Stephanie's ass.

Girl- Wtf is wrong with ur head

by emotionalgayboy June 20, 2021

National Grab Ass Day

You fucking sicko. This isn't even a real thing. I hope you bleach your eyes and never search this up again.

No. National Grab Ass Day is just no.

by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021

National Grab Ear Day

Okay, what? Did you just search this up because of Moana?
National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
Okay, bye.

National Grab Ear Day is not necessary...

by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021