The original phrase for being under the influence of alcohol and cannabis before crossfaded would eventually be the much cooler term for the activity.
Yeah I told Matt not to drink and smoke so much, I knew he would be a total shit goose.
Last night I was shit goosing it so bad I knew I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack and smoked that blunt of 50s.
Last night I was shit goosing it so bad I knew I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack and smoked that blunt of 50s.
by Jetmortive May 05, 2025
When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".
Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024
Definition: a term used to describe a person who pokes fun and taunts another sometimes but not always using goose poop on a stick
by Goose poop expert December 10, 2020
by Waytoolegendary December 29, 2020
by LeilaniAllessibroski November 22, 2019
A type of goose hunt that involves using a bat or a club that is swinged at the gooses head in order to kill it
by Goose Hunter November 23, 2023
The March of a long line of geese across a busy road, holding up traffic and ruining everyone's day because geese are selfish bastards who only want vengeance.
by The Girl with the Giant Forehe March 26, 2022