The Goose

Transcendental being unbound by space and time. All of their actions are legendary, both good and bad. The Goose is loved by all.

The Goose is everything.

by Theeternalgoose January 17, 2019

Goose goose

An experience of something usually crazy,spontaneous,wild, lit, or dangerous.
An indescribable experience.

“Last night we were on that goose goose shit”
“Goose goose shit YAKWTFGO”
“Oh nah he on that goose goose shit”
“We’re about to be on some goose goose activities”

by Katsnatcher June 11, 2018

Goosing, Goosed it!

Goosing is term that has be coined to describe a moment when a person (usually a male) has been startled and acts or reacts erratically. When the person starts “flapping about” this is a classic form of goosing. For example on COD if a player picks battle and then runs away mid fight this is Gooooosing. Any erratic behaviour is classed as goosing. But is best used to refer to or in context when a male is backing out of a battle or awkward situation to get away. Similar terms are “bottle” and “bottling it”.

Goosing, Goosed it! Ways it can be used:

he was gonna start a fight but gooosed It!

He was gonna tell her he loved her but he goooosed it.

This term was created on COD to describe moments when teams mates got scared, emotional, run away mid battle or see enemies and don’t fight. This is the most typical use of the phrases goosing and goosed it.Goosing comes from when you startle goose by the river or lake and watch it try and flap away.

by DRED FRED May 9, 2021

Goosed

Past-tense slang for cumshot
The act of shooting one's semen onto someone's face or head

Dude, I was watching porn the other night and the girl got goosed!

by Skippy Tree June 22, 2017

goose

a foolish person ; a clown. a person who does terrible, terrible things.

" Justin you are SUCH a goose"

by wiggle December 14, 2017

Silly goose

Someone who acts really weird, dumb or goofy. Usually refers to stupid people

Tabatha is so dumb. She’s such a silly goose
Jared is a silly goose because he’s so weird

by two.silly.smiles:):) July 19, 2023

Goose

Threesome lingo. The lucky (or reckless) third who jumps in with a married couple and takes the bottom role. Called a “Goose” because, just like in Duck Duck Goose, the couple taps you and suddenly you’re it — running around the bed getting tagged from both sides.

“Bro, they didn’t just want a third… they wanted a Goose. I left that bedroom sore, sweaty, and questioning my life choices.”

by Jingle jangle balls October 8, 2025