German snowman

Also known as a North Dakota snowman. The German snow man is achieved by using canned air/"cleaning duster" tipping the can upside down ,then inserting the upside down can spray tip into someones anus and spraying the freezing cold substance. This freezing the person's skin.

I just gave my brother the good old German snowman("North Dakota snowman") so he'd quit complaining about being too warm .

by LyssaMFB November 05, 2022

German Cowgirl

Sex position where both partners raise their hands in honor of Adolf Hitler. They are known to be praying for him instead of moaning.

Hans: Bro have you tried German Cowgirl with the wife?
Eckard: Ja, we prayed so hard Hitler came to life

by alphawuria September 14, 2020

German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries

Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.

by Christoph6969 December 04, 2017

Flying German

The act of flying in a plane while dressed as a nazi ss officer. (Yelling racial slurs towards jews is optional).

Klaus did the flying german during his flight to poland.

by HitlerNiggerJewShit December 03, 2024

classic german

Minecraft xrayer (mostly German but not mandationary)

Mineman992: lmao this guy has a diamond rate of 200 diamonds an hour
Mineman69: haha classic German

by Qfs January 16, 2017

aisan german

the bitchiest of all aisans

im an aisan german, get it right bitch!!!

by Alex Travis March 24, 2015

German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 17, 2022