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will fiedler

A player with the ladies and can not possibly keep a girlfriend for more than a week.
by cowboy7.5 January 20, 2018
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olten fredd

Micheal (Molten's boyfriend) did not know who is olten fredd
by Sophia_Cutie19 June 14, 2021
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pave fred

Pave fred is the most godly being that has ever existed and that ever will exist. Pave Fred has a range of different extraordinary abilities. If you get blessed by Pave Fred you will become temporarily immortal, lasting anywhere from a few minutes to several decades depending on what Pave Fred deems necessary. He also has the incredible ability to become invisible to most teachers. Nobody knows how this ability evolved, not even Pave Fred himself. Not to mention, many philosophers have tried to find a reasoning behind this strange phenomenon, however most of them have ended up quiting their career as philosophers. As they didn’t want their family name to be associated with a philosopher wh couldn’t even make a theory. Many people speculate however, that Pave Fred is an anxient God who has taken the form of a human. Because even tho it is apparent that he has godly abilities, nobody really knows who or what he is. Only Pave Fred’s inner circle is informed of Pave Fred’s personal agenda. He is also regarded as the most attractive skinbag to ever be seen by human eyes.
Pave Fred once saved me from Ligma, I owe him a great deal
I was once blessed by Pave Fred, the next day i was hit by a train and the train split in half!
by Gnomesareimposters May 25, 2022
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alaskan chinese firedragon

The act of taking a small drill, putting a dildo on the end, lace it with lubed up Pop Rocks, and violently doing vaginal.

The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.
Boy, my pussy is really sore after that Alaskan Chinese Firedragon.

I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.
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Alabama firedragon

When a man is receiving oral sex and just as he is ejaculating tells the woman something shocking like "I have herpes." The woman chokes, forcing the semen through her nostrils. (Kind of like laughing while drinking milk). This can also be known as an Alaskan firedragon
I gave my girlfriend an Alabama firedragon last night, but she dumped me.
by Big Poppa tha Cracka June 29, 2009
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Freddie

A guy with a 7-1/2 to 9 inch penis
Freddie has a huge penis
by Ryan Payton September 22, 2017
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Fred

1. A genuinely awesome and persuasive person who is so attractive, smart and cool it is sometimes intimidating for other people. His eccentric and outgoing personality can often be misunderstood as being arrogant and just plain weird though those that truly know him are insanely attracted to him.
2. An awesome person whose name has been tarnished by some douche bag on youtube who has ruined the name "Fred" for all other Freds
Person 1: Oh my look how sexy and intelligent that guy is I bet his name is Fred
Person 2: You mean like that annoying kid on Youtube?
Person 1: Eww NO! I mean an actual Fred

Person 2: OH Ok now that you put it that way he is pretty sexy and looks so much like a Fred
by FredDitzian31 June 3, 2010
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