Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone

I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.

by thelaird1 October 27, 2010

Free Chili

Often used as easy but can also have various terms.

Somebody does something botish

Me: bro you free chili 💀

Them: what??!?

by Jellyneutron April 15, 2019

a free country

Concept championed by low IQ individuals, who want to do what they want to do.

She would refuse to wear a mask, spit in the face of the cashier, open the ice cream carton and lick the contents before putting it back, urinate in all the lemonade bottles, carry her gun where'n'when-the-hell she chose, drive 200 miles an hour through the red lights while schoolkids were crossing, and use the salt shaker on your table for target practice, because this is a free country.

by Monkey's Dad May 25, 2020

Clue free

Without a clue. Unknowing of the obvious. Incrementally worse than clueless.

After Jane blew Bob off for the third time, Cindy said, "Wow, Bob really is clue free, isn't he?"

by EB Stache August 25, 2008

Cash-free

Having no liquid monetary asset; poor. Usually a temporary condition. Adjective.

"Wanna go get a pizza, brah?"
"Sorry, man, no can do. I'm cash-free until payday."

by Subdued Blonde November 25, 2017

free hate

the opposite of "free love", free hate is negative behavior toward another displayed in a situation where it is not deserved or has not been earned

Sexual harassment victims who are speaking out in the media are getting a lot of free hate.

by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018

Free-Freedom

Freedom without consequences.

Basically that feeling we have all craved for the feeling that makes you feel like you are immortal.

Dude: I'm so bored! Lol I wish I had Free-Freedom!

Dudette: Free-freedom?

Dude: Freedom without Consequences

by FonZehhhh January 27, 2013