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free squeezie

a free grab of someone else's body.
Hey girl, can I get a free squeezie before I leave.
by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008
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a free country

Concept championed by low IQ individuals, who want to do what they want to do.
She would refuse to wear a mask, spit in the face of the cashier, open the ice cream carton and lick the contents before putting it back, urinate in all the lemonade bottles, carry her gun where'n'when-the-hell she chose, drive 200 miles an hour through the red lights while schoolkids were crossing, and use the salt shaker on your table for target practice, because this is a free country.
by Monkey's Dad May 25, 2020
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free-boxing

When a female does not wear underwear over her lady bits; the female equivalent to the male term for free-balling; when a girl goes commando.
She had on a soft orange sundress, and a smile that let you know she was free-boxing.
by Bamalams May 21, 2010
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alcohol-free

A term used to describe a beverage not worth consuming. This term is usually used to refer to cocktails made without alcohol, but it can be used to describe any drink that does not contain alcohol. Unless you are underage or driving, there is zero reason anyone would consume an alcohol-free beverage.
Tim: I'll have an alcohol-free margarita
Steve: Why? Are you the designated driver?
Tim: No, I just don't like drinking
Steve: This is a bar, and we serve alcohol. Please leave and be sober elsewhere.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 6, 2022
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Paper-Free

A girl is so hot, that you would gladly lick her ass or pussy clean after she uses the bathroom. No use of toilet paper.
All guys: Damn she is gorgeous
Guy #1: Oh dude, she doesn't need toilet paper I would lick her clean even when she is done going to the bathroom!
Guy #2: Right? Fuck yeah I would too. She is definitely Paper-Free.
by SilverM14 December 9, 2012
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Free Chili

Often used as easy but can also have various terms.
Somebody does something botish

Me: bro you free chili 💀

Them: what??!?
by Jellyneutron April 15, 2019
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Free-Freedom

Freedom without consequences.

Basically that feeling we have all craved for the feeling that makes you feel like you are immortal.
Dude: I'm so bored! Lol I wish I had Free-Freedom!

Dudette: Free-freedom?

Dude: Freedom without Consequences
by FonZehhhh January 27, 2013
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