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Captain Fingers 

A certain proctologist who has a secret identity, captain fingers, by night. He uses his extraordinary finger powers to give criminals a prostate exam until they give up. His only weakness is women and gay males.
Guy 1: I went to see my proctologist yesterday and he screamed "CAPTAIN FINGERS!" Before he preformed my exam.

Guy 2: How hard did he jam his fingers up your butt?

Guy 1: Hard... Very hard. And when he yelled, im sure everybody in the hallway felt very uncomfortable.
Captain Fingers by MrPants September 5, 2012
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Pieter Fingers 

Having shit on your fingers after sticking them in a girl's or guy's ass while having sex with them.
While he was banging the chick, she told him to shove his fingers in her ass. Afterwards, he had Pieter Fingers
Pieter Fingers by Shagginwaggin November 19, 2013

6 fingers 

The number of Limbs attached to the hand in which are being deposited into his/her vagina.
While texting Zach Butcher she decribes the 6 fingers technique
6 fingers by Lubed Fingers October 13, 2016

cream fingers

When one is wiping their ass and their finger break through the toilet paper and go in the ass hole
Brett was wiping his ass and finger tore through the toilet paper and had cream fingers
cream fingers by Creammaster123 December 20, 2016

3 fingers up 

it means that they are deeply in love with you but are just too shy to straight up tell you
"bro that certain someone just put 3 fingers up at me"
"omg- he loves you!!"
3 fingers up by chair4life April 9, 2022

4 Fingers Up🦅 

They put 4 fingers up to show Chapo's the goat 🐐
definition of '4 fingers up🦅' is to show your love for chapo
"oh look there's Chapo, 4 fingers up"🥰
4 Fingers Up🦅 by Chapo🦅 April 13, 2022

4 fingers up 

The act of raising 4 fingers up means that, the person doing that action gets all the bitches
He raised 4 fingers up , so he gets all the bitches
4 fingers up by Dado-08 May 23, 2022