National Fingering Day

May 18th is National Fingering Day. It’s a day that is celebrated with your significant other, friend, or even a stranger Fingering the fuck out of you.

Joe: Hey Camielle can I ginger you?

Camielle: Eww no, why?

Joe: Because it’s National Fingering Day!

Camielle: Well I guess you got lucky today.

by Jennie1257 May 5, 2019

Forbidden Fingering February

Month on the year when women can't finger herselfs, similar to No Nut November, but in February.

You can't masturbate because it's Forbidden Fingering February

by Tenacitas465 November 11, 2019

twiddle fingers

A person who fingers many hoes

That guy fingered so many girls, he’s such a twiddle fingers

by Haribo218 December 12, 2019

Clammy Fingers

When you finger a girl and her vagina smells like shell fish.

Susan gave Jim clammy fingers yesterday. He couldn’t get the smell off.

by ILoveToSpooge February 1, 2020

creeper fingers

Definition: A creepers 10 phalangees attached to his dirty groping hands that frequently smell like chloroform and Rohipnol, much like a good chefs hands smell of onions and garlic

Frequently associated with the pasty chubby dude of predominantly scottish decent who lives in cyber space, rarely ever leaves the house and when leaving the house lurks on mass transit hoping that the good looking blond girl he is creepin on falls asleep so he can get a nipple between his 'creeper hands' for the first time

Also: What you notice roaming around in your blouse after falling asleep on public mass transit

The weird dude who was staring at me since I boarded the metro felt me up with his creeper fingers when I fell alseep between stops.

by Doxzen March 13, 2020

Yolo Fingers

The act of treating your phone as if it’s more important than what’s in front of you. Thus, forgetting you only live once.

Daisey got Yolo Fingers while doing 65 mph and got into a head on collision

Azalea is in the hospital recovering because her Yolo Fingers got the best of her while crossing the street

by Poor$ June 10, 2020

Feather Fingers

When playing a game and one's fingers are moving so fast to press the buttons; that they only graze the buttons.

I was playing ROBEATS with Jess and I kept losing because of my feather fingers.

by Edur Fawn February 26, 2021