Confusinated is a term used to describe someone who is so confused that they appear to be intoxicated, which in some cases they are.
Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.
The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.
Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.
The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.
(waking up to a naked creepy weird old man right after you buy a new house)
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.
by Elite Slipknot Maggot April 9, 2010
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Get the Adam Fmug. by Laura Seddon July 29, 2005
Get the F A Bmug. when the output of a particular function is always equal to 11. Common notation variations include fx11, fx=ll, or fxll.
"Damn, I love functions, especially that f(x)=11 thing, its so easy" - some random guy.
"*moans* fxll-chan" - Owen
"*moans* fxll-chan" - Owen
by s3m3nd3m0n June 10, 2022
Get the f(x)=11mug. A person of questionable sexual orientation that hangs by it's thumbs in a mingotree spewing vomit and acid upon anyone that passes close by.
Watch out where you walk in this park, there be a F*cktard in every mingotree and they will spew on you!
by yellowpi July 16, 2008
Get the F*cktardmug. Directly translated, "What the f*ckin' f*ck". A variation of the term wtf for geeks, or for when wtf does not express enough anger for the situation.
"He just shotput the bowling ball and got a strike! I've been trying hard the whole time and haven't gotten a single one! WTFin' F!"
by Josh (Foog) Ross December 6, 2005
Get the WTFin' Fmug.