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Even
a person who is extremely kind, considerate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you unconditionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enough to have a Malin for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers. They will make you a million cupcakes just because they want to make you feel special.

"Oh my god Janet! Did you see that girl's dress? Like I can't even!"

by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017

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evertight

When a woman's vagina will always be as tight as a virgins.

Man, that woman from last night has a sweet evertight!

by Duckbra July 5, 2017

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even according to players

Even according to players is a very old term from used in the 50's to describe any given team or single person the ability to win or lose when it comes to playing a game. It may also refer to a person in a group of friends who for whatever reason is unable to grasp the subject of the conversation. It was a polite way to say that someone was stupid.

The gang were all playing a game of cards when Billy walked up and asked who was winning. The gang replied that it was even according to players because "stupid Sam" was one of the players.

by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017

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Evantide

A island in which you lose everything and try to survive in an enemy infested land with nothing. Present in Legend of Zelda; Breath of the Wild. Good luck...

I hope I beat Evantide Island this time... last time didn't end well.

by Smurfers November 3, 2017

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Even

Even is a name for Norwegian boys who is so handsome that all girls wants him. He has perfect body and smells like a king. All girls wants him even old ladies. Other boys grow jealous of him once they see him.

I am a Even, why aren't you?. Look at That Even he is so cool and sexy.

by Jens nordegren January 10, 2018

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