Turd diverter

The Y-Shaped device in an airplane used for the directional evacuation of turd flow.

Aaron grabbed the turd diverter to avoid ramp trout.

by LavatorySpecialist December 1, 2016

The Flash Drive of Win

the flash drive of win in essence is about a four gigabyte flash drive that any member of society may carry. the contents of this drive may include the following

1. photography
2. videos
3. anything that contains win
the debate reaches a point when one tries to constitute what is "Win" or " Full of Win" that can be placed in said flash drive. However usually the Flash Drive of Win can contain things that are said to be Awesome, or Epic

1. Logan: " Man did you see the Flash drive of Win Bob had? it had the best music on it!"
Justin: " yes, and it was truly something to be proud of"

2. Sean: " The Flash Drive of win, Offspring of the folder of win, grandson to the internet."

3. Ryan: " did you see Jamal's flash drive of win? it had every single cheerleader ever on it "

Markus " No I didn't I have to go see what Jamal is up to now."

4. John: " I just saw Mario's flash drive of win... it was so good, I feel like building a statue of the many wonderful things that were on it."

by The Man who is known as Ruckus February 23, 2010

Smash my Hard Drive

Male Masturbation

I was camping with my buddys all week so I couldn't wait to get home and smash my hard drive

by NickandBilly August 26, 2016

Stand-up Drive-through

Nickname for the Walgreen’s drive-through because the techs that work there are always tired but wired, look pathetically stressed out and are neurotic.

Let’s have a drink then head for the Stand-up Drive-through to get our pills.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

Queen's Diversion

Sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while playing online mobile chess against her.
Although no specific position is required, we suggest the cellphone is placed on top of the woman's belly for an easier gameplay.

"My girlfriend is waaay better at chess than I am, so I had to perform the Queen's Diversion maneuver to win."

by Hypochondriac Bulldog February 15, 2022

FTL Drive

1. FTL drive is the name for a variety of concepts which allow a vehicle to move at speeds faster than light in a vacuum. It is the mother concept of hyperdrive, jump drive, warp drive and numerous other speculative inventions. Such devices have not yet been produced in real life.

2. FTL drive in the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica is a device which bends space, allowing a spacecraft to instantly relocate between two points.

Is your ship's FTL drive functioning?

by Isidis 128 January 12, 2008

hard drive

Small metal box, usually 3.5 inches wide, used for storing porn in a computer.

I have a 40GB hard drive, it has 60 hours of MILF videos on it

by .shalroth May 24, 2005