Douche Whistle 

n: a person who is saying nothing of worth; wasting air.

n: the sound a douche makes upon emptying. see above definition.

"He's always talking but saying nothing. That guy is a complete douche whistle."

Douche Whistle by Kikimarie April 30, 2009

douche ass 

A person who has qualities of a jackass and a douche bag. Potentially the worst combination of qualities ever

That guy almost crashed into me after he ran a red light then flipped me off like it was somehow my fault... what a douche ass

douche ass by philip12345 September 23, 2009

Douche Bag Dorkfish 

A pompous ass-hole who takes it upon himself to correct someone else and make himself look like a moron.

Tyler is a real douche bag dorkfish. He was tired of people screwing around on social networking sites on the job so he blocked them..including his own website. Idiot.

Douche Bag Dorkfish by Mibewt December 29, 2009

douche wagon 

to enter ones penis in to a pumpkin

I put the pumkin in the microwave so when I douche wagoned it it was warm in sticky just like a real goat.

douche wagon by corey December 21, 2003

douche-cunt 

a combination of the two insults douche and cunt, it is hyphinated and is a pretty badass insult if you ask me

d00d your being a total douche-cunt.

douche-cunt by fo_scho May 4, 2006

Douche fag 

When Douche bag isnt bad enough of an insult and you really hate

Wow that kid is a Douche Fag, did you see that

Douche fag by Dekode May 6, 2009

douche nazi 

A person who insist that their vagina must be clean, by any extant.

Austin being the total douche nazi, insisted everyone waits for him to clean his vagina out before we could go out to eat.

douche nazi by Austin Zimmerman June 1, 2009