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Acute Penial Disorder

This guy is so small. I think he has acute penial disorder.
by LukesSoBeast March 21, 2011
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language auditory processing disorder

* Person A - i have "language auditory processing disorder.."

* person B - you mean the 45 second rule?! ;)

* person A - .............................................yeah!"
by littlejellies September 22, 2011
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multiple conversation disorder

Multiple Conversation Disorder, commonly known as MCD, is a disorder that ravages people most likely with some form of ADD. It is the natural tendency to have many ongoing conversations at once, with no common coherency or relation to each other. It mostly occurs between people who are awesome.
Simulated text conversation with multiple conversation disorder:

You suck.

Your favorite color is blue right?

Why doesn't Netflix have the Nightmare Before Christmas?! D:
by victim_of_MCD December 27, 2011
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music deficit disorder

the inability to listen to a full song, or in some cases the need to repeat songs over and over until one with mdd is sick of it.

there is no cure.
jenny: hey scott, why did you skip that song? it wasnt at the end yet!

scott: sorry jenny, but i have music deficit disorder
by amaezing88 June 15, 2012
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When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.
Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!

Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.

Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.

Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
by james digler October 1, 2012
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Art Deficit Disorder

a developmental disorder characterized by artistic organizational problems: incapable of organizing art collections.
I am incapable of organizing my art collections, because of my Art Deficit Disorder.
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com December 15, 2012
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argh deficit disorder

attention deficit disorder: a syndrome formerly thought to affect children only, but now known to also affect adults, that is characterized by frequent, chronic distractibility, and either inattentiveness or hyperactivity (fidgeting).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

argh deficit disorder: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about attention deficit disorder.
"argh deficit disorder!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 19, 2013
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