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urban dictionariality 

Reality as decided on by majority rule. Based off wikipedia's 'majority rule' fact. Featured on The Colbert Report July 31, 2006.

Urban Dictionariality, just like Wikiality, refers to the changing of reality or truth via a Wikipedia-like system or Urban Dictionary-like, allowing the public to change facts as long as there are others that agree.

Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore. 

Urban Dictionary is fucking gay for not submitting my word! You guys put so much stupid shit on here, but I write one funny word that happens to have the word "gay" in it and you guys don't use it because you're so politically correct now.
Bill: Remember when Urban Dictionary was cool? Bob: Yeah, but now Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.

The urban dictionary

The dictionary you shouldn’t give to your 12 year old students
basically everything definition to any word here is related to sex
porn in definitions can be easily found
the thing ur using rn

Urban Dicktionarying 

Posting a definition of a person, place, or thing on Urban Dictionary that you don't like just out of spite. If done about a person, its usually by a balls-less person who is afraid to say it to said person's face.
Chad: Dude, I'm gonna do some Urban Dicktionarying about John later because I am too much of a pussy to talk shit about him to his face.

Dakota: Only total Thunder Cunts do that... You dumbass.
Urban Dicktionarying by Dakota ftw February 21, 2010

Dictionary Rock 

A type of music in which the lyrics are so obscure or unknown to most people that listening to them requires a dictionary or thesaurus. The Mars Volta is a primary example. Dictionary Rock is a softer form of Thesauruscore
Person A: Do you like Dictionary Rock?
Person B: Not really, the lyrics are too wordy
Dictionary Rock by Dancin Jesus October 31, 2005

retard dictionary 

A reference guide that facilitates the understanding of retarded people.
I imagine you have a point, however, I am not carrying my retard dictionary to completely understand you.
retard dictionary by Tedro357 March 28, 2009