A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023
Get the maintenance man Davemug. by david is me July 23, 2022
Get the Daved Bavidmug. by cowboy opts October 19, 2020
Get the Dave Furnellmug. by otg3 February 12, 2021
Get the Dumpster Davemug. Not JohnyCool4522. That is his mortal enemy.
by anonymous May 1, 2024
Get the Davemug. A man who is simply a whore. He loves his blondes with a fat ass. Don't be fooled though, he will finish in seconds. Daveed will love attention from any girl with a pussy. He is very friendly and outgoing, typically your average man.
by pussylove9000 April 18, 2024
Get the Daveedmug. (n) pronounced Stee-Ming Day-veh: it is a room temperature Apple juice ran through a steamer. It is similar to a cider.
by Grover12345 August 17, 2016
Get the Steaming Davemug.