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King Dork

A great book by Frank Portman. A tale told Tom Henderson, not so lovingly nicknamed "Mo" (Hehe) by his fellow classmates, about how he tries to unravel the mystery surrounding his father's death. Includes some awesome new vocab including Chi-Mo and Ramone.
My AP World teacher took away my copy of King Dork because she caught me reading it in class. We then proceeded to make cut-and-paste posters of famous World leaders for the next to weeks.........
by Sleeplessfitz September 28, 2006
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dormance

A romantic relationship which takes place within the college dorms.
Anuj and Jesse are the cutest dormance couple on our floor.
by atarke December 19, 2008
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doria

When a person, place, or thing is extremely enticing to the point where you exclaim it out loud.
Look at the view from the top of this mountain - it is so doria.

I'm in love with his blue eyes - they are so doria.

Mmmmmmmm, doria!
by jeffersonmurphy January 16, 2011
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dorkmage

the guy on ffxi who got kicked out of ffxi for hacking and getting a level 1 mule into Tulia now named dorktank and being the only person who has ever had signed stuff worth something extra
damn that Dorkmage lost 42 mil when he got kicked
by you will never know February 22, 2005
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dorielle

A dorielle is a beautiful woman who is much more complex than most people think of her to be. She is friendly to everyone but only really opens up to the ones she trusts. She is known to resemble a type of animal. And secretly is crazy good in bed. She is a gorgeous person that doesnt even realize anything. She forgets everything and gets distracted a lot. A dorielle is always down to party and is just looking for a fun time.
-Aw i wish someone around here was actually up for something fun..

-Oh hey, theres dorielle! i know she'll be down to party!
by jackedntan June 27, 2011
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Doree

Annoyingly perky, peace maker, finds good in everyone(EVEN CRIMINALS).
I was carjacked yesterday. Instead of calling the cops I pulled a Doree; I just hugged the assailant & offered him my purse as well.
by PrettyismynameSarcasmismygame February 1, 2015
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New Dorker

Someone who constantly compares everything to New York City in an attempt to appear cooler than the situation at hand. Whether the person is from New York or not is irrelevant.

A New Dorker is never truly satisfied with their surroundings. Even when in Brooklyn, they will play-up Manhattan. The idea is to compare every situation with something they hope their audience will view as "bigger and better".

This attitude culminates in comparing Manhattan to a European city that the New Dorker hopes their audience has never been, as to avoid detection and conjecture.

i.e. "Yeah, Manhattan is a lot of fun but its not like it used to be... yawn... Barcelona is way better, they don't start partying until 2am on a Monday morning"

Not relegated to nightlife, New Dorkers belittle the sports events, urban landscape, music venues, restaurants, and culture of any smaller city with which they are unfamiliar with or situations which they find intimidating.

They fail to realize that most of their reasoning is simply contingent on New York's large population and not indicative of the quality of the people or space.

Ironically, New Dorkers often turn out to be the most boring people when you do end up partying with them in Manhattan.
Jake: "Wow... I am having a great time, this club is awesome, the people in this city are really cool"

Jill: "eh... in New York the clubs have like 2,000 people in them, this club only has a 1000"

Joe: "Yeah, I thought it was going to look bigger, I guess I'm just used to the New York skyline you know... this looks small"

Jake: You are a bunch of New Dorkers
by Mechanicalchris March 1, 2010
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