Creampostor

The Ruler of Kingdom cum, The OG Creamer, The one who creams, That Sussy Impostor that creams. The Creampie Baker. That one guy who produces enough cream for all the sperm banks. A person who is sus and horny at all times. A total bricktomaniac.

Damn, Tom‘s the Creampostor. Think he‘ll spare me some cream aswell? I want him to fill me with his delicious gobba gobba!!!

by le Crèmeposteur November 24, 2022

creampound

When someone filled with cream explodes.

Person 1: *screaming*

Person 2: "DON'T CREAMPOUND!"

Person 1: *Explodes*

Person 2: "SHIT, THEY CREAMPOUNDED ALL OVER ME"

by hiwsphruwyd June 21, 2023

Hedge Creeper

Alternative for pikey and gypo. So called due to its nocturnal activities creeping round the gardens of proper folk looking for things to steal. By day, it spends its time menacing pensioners into having their drive tarmac-ed or perhaps just sitting in its caravan counting its ill-gotten gains. Probably richer than the Queen.

Daily Mail reader: "Those damned hedge creepers have pitched up on the village green again!"

by DirtyManc March 11, 2007

Hooligan-Creeper

Someone who has tendencies to creep yet still participates in the shannanigans of a hooligan.

Hooligan-Creepers. They'll steal your radio and then watch you sleep.

by Faith_Chris December 17, 2010

nap creep

(noun)

when a "nap" runs long and turns into "sleep"

I was cramming for a test, but I got really tired, so I took a nap. I meant to sleep for 20 minutes, but I woke up 5 hours later. Total nap creep!

by mike27113 January 22, 2011

Audio Creeper

An individual who creeps on people through words, such as talking about doing creepy things to freak the other person out.

Taylor: Tom just told me that he stares at me while I sleep!!
Justin: Relax, hes just an Audio Creeper.

by DeathofMay May 19, 2011

Urinal Creeper

A guy who enters the buffer zone in a bathroom.

I was in the bathroom and a urinal creeper got in my buffer zone.

by Not A Urinal Creeper September 28, 2011